Men Listen up!!!

[forgetunome]

There was a study done that said that men only listen with half their brains. I've always told my husband that after men get married they get husband ears and shut off the sounds of wife talking! LOL!

Here's the link:

http://king5.com/health/storydetail.html?StoryID=9479

What ya' think? Or were ya' listening!

 

[Expertise]

Sorry, Star Trek was on. Whatdidya' say?

 

[Ambrosious]

Sorry, Star Trek was on. Whatdidya' say?

Damn, damn, damn! You beat me to it. ROFL

 

[CW]

Humpf,,, what? Did you say something dear?

 

[forgetunome]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Sorry, Star Trek was on. Whatdidya' say?

TURN THE TV DOWN!! LOL!!

 

[CW]

Re: ROTFLMAO!!!!

Sorry, Star Trek was on. Whatdidya' say?

TURN THE TV DOWN!! LOL!!

If you think that turning the TV down is gonna help,,, you are mistaken,,, this has nothing to do with TV, but rather the incessant chatter that comes from the wife (girlfriend, siggie other, whatever),,,

Now, if I could turn THAT noise down, movie reruns and instant replays on the football games would be a thing of the past.

 

[R Nitelight]

forgetunome

Yes, dear.

 

[forgetunome]

Oh God....

STOP IT...you guys have me laughing so hard my sides hurt!!

CW...why do you think we gals don't come equipped with remote controls? So you won't push the MUTE button! Of course, also so you won't change us into something you like better!!

R Nitelight...you have promise dear!!

 

[Roll-One]

LOL

Did somebody say something in here?

I'm sorry, i wasn't listening, what was that again.

 

[Purple Haze]

Finally, I have an excuse.

It's not just my wife I have trouble listening to, the voices in my head can't get a response either.

Why do you think sportscasters only speak with one word sentences?

I'm amazed at how my wife can chatter all the way through a movie and not miss a thing. Of course I need an explanation at the end.

Did I miss something?

 

[forgetunome]

Re: forgetunome

Yes, dear.

Wait a minute!! Lightbulb goes off I remember hearing that...yeah....that's what you guys say when you want us to shut up and think that you're listening!!

I've been wondering why you picked the title "snide bastard" now I know! And here I thought you were a nice guy!

and Roll-one I said....oh what's the use you won't listen anyway!

 

[CW]

Re: Re: forgetunome

Yes, dear.

Wait a minute!! Lightbulb goes off I remember hearing that...yeah....that's what you guys say when you want us to shut up and think that you're listening!!

Damn, just damn,,,

I really didn't think you'd catch on this soon,,,

Damn!!

 

[Expertise]

The upside Mr Nitelight is this.

I once read an article in Cosmo (har har laugh if you like but good intelligence wins the war) that proposed the theory that there was an inverse corrolation between penis length and attention span. Big=Little and vice versa.

 

[forgetunome]

CW...

Never underestimate me! Don't make me give you another visual!

Expertise...you can't believe everything you read in Cosmo no more than Penthouse...'sides you tellin' me you read the articles...come on....'fess up!

 

[Expertise]

And here I thought that Cosmo was the voice of "everywoman". An honest portrayal of the modern female psyche.

Well fuck me!

Guess i'll go back to reading Penthouse Forum.

[Edited by Expertise on 11-29-2000 at 07:53 AM]

 

[Juliangel]

Well fuck me!

I told you anytime sweetie, anytime

 

[R Nitelight]

Expertise

I'm sorry. I couldn't finish reading your post. I got distracted.

 

[DriveSouth]

I think men only listen with half their brains because women talk with both ends of their tongue!

 

[Expertise]

Ahhh Nitelight one of the burdens of being hung like a small Shetland Pony.

Now what the hell was I about to do.....

 

[Ambrosious]

Okay, baby.

Uh huh.

Yes.

Hmmm.

 

[forgetunome]

The upside Mr Nitelight is this.

I once read an article in Cosmo (har har laugh if you like but good intelligence wins the war) that proposed the theory that there was an inverse corrolation between penis length and attention span. Big=Little and vice versa.

Okay...ya' wanna hear my theory on this correlation? Tough....see if you can give me ALL of your attention....OH what's the use!!

Too bad...I'm gonna tell ya's anyway!!

The bigger the penis/The smaller the attention span....

Theory.....too much blood flow to the wrong head!...face it your brains are being robbed of blood supply!!


*forget runs laughing from thread dodging tomatoes...muhhaaaaaaaaaaaa*

 

[Purple Haze]

Sorry, I wasn't listening.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

What did you say dear?

 

[Ambrosious]

Yes, dear.

 

[forgetunome]

OMG...

You MEN are fun....I don't care what the news says...!

MY....MY...what big penis' we have in here!

*forget takes appreciative glances all around*


Hmmmm...make note to self "Write thank-you note to channel 5 news team for providing so much fun! "