Men In Tights

[Svenskaflicka]

I think he's misunderstood the concept of "safe sex".

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my gawd, what in the hell is going on with his hair?

 

[minsue]

His hair?!? You look at that and wonder what's wrong with his hair?

 

[cookiejar]

Sorry I always think of Mel Brooks' ..."Robin Hood-Men in Tights"


We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.


We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
"We're butch."]

 

[LipstickKiss]

Sorry I always think of Mel Brooks' ..."Robin Hood-Men in Tights"


We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.


We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
"We're butch."]

Exactly what I thought.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I love the way their voices go shrill at "TIGHT tights", when they pull those tights up too high.

 

[cookiejar]

I love the way their voices go shrill at "TIGHT tights", when they pull those tights up too high.

I just want that guy that played Will Scarlet...OMG...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Will Scarlet O'Hara... *drool*

"We're from Georgia."

and after the scene when he cuts up the arrow, and the black guy asks him:

"Where in Georgia are you from? South Central?"

 

[Guest]

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[oggbashan]

Did you know that pantyhose protects swimmers or waders from box jellyfish which are fatal?

Perhaps there are box jellyfish in the pool?

Don't go to Northern Queensland (Australia) without your pantyhose. You'll need several pairs to cover your whole body.

I don't think the heat and high humidity are conducive to wearing pantyhose all over. The locals get a great laugh but don't go near the water when the jellyfish are around.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I once dated a guy in my theatre group. He was in the orchestra. At this one performance, he and the other musicians decided that they wanted a little fun, just like us actors, so they too dressed up and put on make up.

I helped my boyfriend to put on eyeshadow and mascara. Then he went onstage, dressed in orange tights.

Some couples go hiking together. Others put make-up on each other.

I can just imagine what Hubby would say if I suggested he'd wear make-up..!

 

[SummerMorning]

Hmm...something like: "Sure, if it rocks your tights - go for it!" ?

The only time I wore makeup was when I played a transvestite in a pretty absurd play called Agnes...in the end I got to hang myself

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I live in Sweden. Over here, tights are not a fashion statement, it's a vital part of winter clothing, atleast if you want your nether body to function at all during those months.

 

[oggbashan]

Dressed as my AV - on left - I wear black tights as part of my costume. B****y things keep slipping down because they aren't made large enough for overweight Kings.

As part of amateur dramatic productions I have worn tights and stage makeup. Not for drag but for dramatic effect.

If walking in severe weather I will wear tights under my trousers and socks. Also if running a stall in cold weather. Why not? I have the tights anyway.

Og

 

[KillerMuffin]

His hair?!? You look at that and wonder what's wrong with his hair?

I hang out on the GB.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Dressed as my AV - on left - I wear black tights as part of my costume. B****y things keep slipping down because they aren't made large enough for overweight Kings.

I have a similar problem with panties and pantyhose.

 

[oggbashan]

I hang out on the GB.

And therefore believe in living dangerously?

I agree about the hair.

Og

 

[KillerMuffin]

The GB tends to innure one to things like men in pantyhose/tights trying to figure out how to butthole surf without getting a rip. Ask Pookie, she'll tell ya.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I have fat thighs, that rub against each other when I walk. If I wear a skirt, I have to have pantyhose under it, or the friction of my legs rubbing against each other will give me big red sores on the inside of my thighs, making it VERY uncomfortable for me to walk.
If the pantyhose break in the crotch, due to them being too small, then that hole spreads down, leaving a sharp edge in between my thighs, making me feel like I'm walking around holding a razorblade inbetween my thighs.

Therefor, when I see that pic of the guys, where the one on the left has PROBABLY ripped a hole in the pantyhose to get the dick out, I can just imagine that sharp edge... and the sensitive skin...

Ouch!

 

[minsue]

I have fat thighs, that rub against each other when I walk. If I wear a skirt, I have to have pantyhose under it, or the friction of my legs rubbing against each other will give me big red sores on the inside of my thighs, making it VERY uncomfortable for me to walk.
If the pantyhose break in the crotch, due to them being too small, then that hole spreads down, leaving a sharp edge in between my thighs, making me feel like I'm walking around holding a razorblade inbetween my thighs.

Therefor, when I see that pic of the guys, where the one on the left has PROBABLY ripped a hole in the pantyhose to get the dick out, I can just imagine that sharp edge... and the sensitive skin...

Ouch!

*wince!*

I feel your pain, Flicka. I'm knock-kneed so even when I was 40 lbs lighter and my legs were very thin, my thighs still rubbed together when I walked. You're dead right about the rips in the hose (and the need for hose when wearing skirts for that matter).

- Mindy

 

[Guest]

Flicka, wear boxer shorts, they come in a variety of patterns and colors. Really, for those times you'd rather not wear pantyhose, like summer.

P.

 

[minsue]

I hang out on the GB.

Ah. Say no more.

- Mindy

ps I liked your last sig line even better

 

[LipstickKiss]

I wear black tights underneath my jeans, especially my jeans with holes in 'em when its cold. My equivalent of long underwear.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Flicka, wear boxer shorts, they come in a variety of patterns and colors. Really, for those times you'd rather not wear pantyhose, like summer.

P.

I tried that, but it didn't work. The short legs rolled themselves up, so not only did my legs rub against each other, I also had rolls of fabric around my hips and under my crotch.

 

[Pookie]

The GB tends to innure one to things like men in pantyhose/tights trying to figure out how to butthole surf without getting a rip. Ask Pookie, she'll tell ya.

Muffie is right. When you've participated in numerous threads like "Bored? Stick a banana up your ass," you find yourself asking questions like "I wonder if he ate the banana when he finished" instead of the more obvious ones like "why would anyone stick a banana up their ass?" *shrugs*