Men in Black V

[4est_4est_Gump]

An upcoming documentary film about UFOs claims it will offer evidence of aliens, including cutting-edge scientific analysis of a recovered body.

The film, which premieres April 22, is titled Sirius and showcases the claims of Steven Greer, a prominent UFO researcher who has dedicated years of his life — and a small fortune — to proving that the U.S. government is actively covering up hard evidence of extraterrestrial life.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013...nt-size-aliens/?intcmp=features#ixzz2Q3LUrMmZ

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Weather forecast: patchy clouds off and on all night . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They keep saying it is gonna rain...




... but it hasn't. Now I have to water.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We have rain in the forecast for Friday. We'll see.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Grumpy don't want me around either...


Got a job interview today. I might be movin' on up! to the East Side!


Maybe even the Far Side, like the MIB Post Office.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Good luck on the interview.


I have the stimulus site all but all to myself. The mold is worse than the original report, and the specialty contractors are trying to fuck my customer on the remediation price, the god-forsaken Capitalist Pig-dogs. Meanwhile, Wat is getting his bit that he can get done, done.


Courage to change the things I can . . . .


Why do I need 30-round magazines? Because they don't make 31-rounders.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why aren't they going after belt-fed guns and ammo?





Besides, the little green men will have deadly crickets. It's in The Enquirer!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oh noes, not banning MG42's!!!!!!!!!


Stalin would have approved.


The bad thing about working alone is all the time I have to think. On the other hand, anyone I find annoying that way isn't there to annoy me in person.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How did they come to pronounce Jesus with an Agent "J" sound?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Why is "Dodge" restricted to one syllable?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's like the one yesterday.


I hate the baby-shit paint color...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The one yesterday was brown, a more mature-shit color.


There's no pleasing some people.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hey, the suit makes the man.


I will not be showing up in polyester...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Did I mention that I finally broke down and bought a Real Suit? A good one, an expensive one, tailored to fit, and all that happy crap? I've been the same size for the last 25 years or so, so this one should last me for the rest of my life, Ah reckon.


And I'm Plum Crazy:

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The moral of the story is, don't forget to wear your Lucky Interview Suit:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yes you did. My size is pretty much constant now too.

I have like three suits and some slacks and sport coats which I wear to funerals no matter how casual they seem to have become to the participants, like something you drop in on on your way to Wrestlemania...



That is a great car and appropriate paint job.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The moral of the story is, don't forget to wear your Lucky Interview Suit:

My moobs are just not that impressive...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yes you did. My size is pretty much constant now too.

I have like three suits and some slacks and sport coats which I wear to funerals no matter how casual they seem to have become to the participants, like something you drop in on on your way to Wrestlemania...



That is a great car and appropriate paint job.

Yeah, I have a good blue blazer for summer, and the suit is 3-season, so I'm covered. Mot of what I get to wear is casual, and the work clothes are schlump.


Speaking of which, it's Stimulus Time. Off to pack a lunch and to find more mold . . . which isn't in my contract.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yes, it is time to go...


There's this little alien in my head with a plan, man.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Taco Bell,

Please hire the fucker.

Thanks,
Pete

 

[Saint Peter]