Gord
a long way up
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- Apr 17, 2002
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You have all probably seen this before but it is funny
Men are like.....Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time,
you can walk all over them for years!
Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't
generate much interest.
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you
up all night.
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough
memory.
Men are like.....Cool Boxes. Load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take a long time to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and
the ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on
the table.
Men are like.....Snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
Men are like.....Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they
become.
Men are like.....Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time,
you can walk all over them for years!
Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't
generate much interest.
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you
up all night.
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough
memory.
Men are like.....Cool Boxes. Load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take a long time to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and
the ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on
the table.
Men are like.....Snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
Men are like.....Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they
become.
