Men are like ~

[*bratcat*]

 

[*bratcat*]

sorry, I got these in email and couldn't resist!

 

[ohiobbw]

LMAO!!!

Very Funny!

 

[Always]

*convulsing on the floor, unable to control herself as tears stream from her eyes and sobs of hysterical laughter wrack her body*

 

[Sweetlola]

Oh, bratty... you always find a way to make a woman laugh! Love stumbling across your posts...

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"Let's take a rollercoaster ride around the sofa..."

-DMB

 

[Harpoon]

Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right
for your hips.

Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Department
Stores. Their clothes are always half off.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually
wrong.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like.....Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like..... Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

Oh Yeah? Well maybe some of them

 

[miles]

*bratcat*

Hey, I resemble that!

 

[willywanker]

just call me CoffeeWilly

Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Oh, wait, I'm not rich, well, two out of three ain't bad!!!!

 

[batter]

I am with Miles on this!!

Male Bashing!!

oh Bratcat, how could you?
now my feelings are hurt
boohoo, sniffle, sniffle









(just kidding)

 

[*bratcat*]

would a kissssss ...

 

[willywanker]

One back at ya, Brat.

We guys are just so gullible.

Harry & Louise are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Harry says
to Louise, "So, Louise, I was wondering... Have you ever cheated on me?"

Louise replies, "Oh Harry, why would you ask such a question now? You don't
want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Louise, I very much want to know. Please..."

"Well, all right, 3 times..."

"3, hmmm, well when were they?"

"Well, Harry, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to
start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan?...
Remember, one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed
the loan papers, no questions asked?... Well..."

"Oh, Louise, you did that for me?! I respect you even more than ever, to do
such a thing for me... So when was number 2?"

"Well, Harry, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were
needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon wanted to touch you?...
Remember how Dr. Tuttenhoff came all the way up here to do the surgery
himself and then you were in good shape again?... Well...."

"Oh my God!! Louise, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life... I
couldn't have a more wonderful wife... To do such a thing, you must really
love me darling... I couldn't be more moved... So, all right then, when was
number 3?"

"Well, Harry, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be
president of the school board.... And you were 47 votes short...."