Men and Women

You mean you girls have finally decided to standardize the system? :D
 
*looks at pic*

*thinks it is the dumbest thing he has seen all day*

*starts to think of witty remark to tell poster the stupidy of post*

*looks at Carolineoh's breast*

"Ha!!! You're too funny girl....Caroline you slay me!"
 
Re: *looks at pic*

Shaq said:
*thinks it is the dumbest thing he has seen all day*

*starts to think of witty remark to tell poster the stupidy of post*

*looks at Carolineoh's breast*

"Ha!!! You're too funny girl....Caroline you slay me!"

Just twiddle my purple knob, big boy.
 
All I need to know is, which ones are the hockey tolerance knob (I'll set that to 10) and the sexual drive ones? (like a cartoon, I'll draw an 11 and set it there...)
 
It's beautiful. The man is a binary system and I would point out to the ladies that to make him function as well as your pc that switch has to be flicked on an off millions of times:

And the woman is complexity, edge of chaos, ground of creativity - overall a risk - worth taking; what man could keep his hands off all those buttons?
 
If only I could find a way to turn off the "PMS" switch without her noticing.
 
APhil said:
If only I could find a way to turn off the "PMS" switch without her noticing.

Never forget to have chocolate when you walk in the door!!;)
 
Sillyman said:
You mean you girls have finally decided to standardize the system? :D

Never happen. Each woman has different knobs and a different number.

Damn machine... can't get this knob to turn... hmm.... Well, the TV works when I kick it...
 
MechaBlade said:

Damn machine... can't get this knob to turn... hmm.... Well, the TV works when I kick it...
Hope that was a sick joke or you are in for a lonely life........


:)
 
I always told you ladies that men were almost idiot proof.

Ishmael
 
Which one of those buttons controls the "i'm pissed off at my man" level? I need to turn it down.
 
Back
Top