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T.H. Oughts

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Young Knave Has a thread asking which hetro men don't like sport.... so which of you men don't like cars?? How many of you hate being with a group of men and all they talk about is cars???
 
I'd just like to post saying I shouldn't post in this tread.

1973 Corvette Stingray

Mitsubishi Evolution 6

HSV Ute

Wohooo
 
Juspar Emvan said:
I'd just like to post saying I shouldn't post in this tread.

1973 Corvette Stingray

Mitsubishi Evolution 6

HSV Ute

Wohooo

My God! you make my panties wet ;)
 
I don't like cars. Cars are enviromentally hazardous. Car repair is a giant bitch. Driving is taking your life in to your hands. I know nothing about cars, car racing, car repair, or any of that shit, and it bores the snot out of me frankly.
 
Sillyman said:
I don't like cars. Cars are enviromentally hazardous. Car repair is a giant bitch. Driving is taking your life in to your hands. I know nothing about cars, car racing, car repair, or any of that shit, and it bores the snot out of me frankly.


oh.. You have no idea what you are missing :D
 
men talk about sex
women
cars
sport
sex
and you say we have one track minds

[did i mention sex?]
 
Sillyman said:
I don't like cars. Cars are enviromentally hazardous. Car repair is a giant bitch. Driving is taking your life in to your hands. I know nothing about cars, car racing, car repair, or any of that shit, and it bores the snot out of me frankly.

Yeah well my g/f is 330 miles away. I love cars. Even my crapped out '86 Tempo.
 
Juspar Emvan said:


Yeah well my g/f is 330 miles away. I love cars. Even my crapped out '86 Tempo.


Yeah.. it needs a bumper sticker that says "What the hell.. it runs!" and the driver needs to remember to look behind him when backing out of the driveway ;)



hehehehe :kiss: Just teasing you Juspar
 
No need to look behind, I was looking in front. Not my fault if I sometimes forget you buggers drive on the wrong side of the road.
 
Juspar Emvan said:


And you don't even know what an HSV Ute is!


it's the combo of your voice, your looks and the talking about cars that does it for me.. ;)


and I'm doing a google search as we speak (type) so :p
 
Juspar Emvan said:
No need to look behind, I was looking in front. Not my fault if I sometimes forget you buggers drive on the wrong side of the road.



hey.. atleast that van moved out of your way :D Or you might have been stuck here longer ;)
 
Cars aren't that important.....

The S7’s shape was “designed” by the wind. Optimal aerodynamics and no compromise top speed performance objectives where achieved with extensive wind tunnel work. Targets were low co-efficient of drag, optimum drag-to-lift ratio, and extreme down force. The S7 has “full tray” body sculpting underneath. With its extreme ground effects engineering, at 160 mph the car could be driven upside down and still stay attached to the road.


Nuff said!:D

Rhumb:cool:
 
T.H. Oughts said:
Young Knave Has a thread asking which hetro men don't like sport.... so which of you men don't like cars?? How many of you hate being with a group of men and all they talk about is cars???
I like cars, but I love motorcycles. I used to really be into cars, but I would always get into trouble with them and spend a lot of money on them. Motorcycles are a lot easier to get performance from and have fun on, so now I just own an old beater Toyota Tercel, and get my kicks from terrorizing the countryside with my bikes.

I would like to get a little roadster or spider again (I used to have a TR3, a 'Vette, a Baja bug, and a couple of Datsun coupes), something like a Toyota MR2 (which I can't fit into - my 6'6" frame just can't squeeze in it). Maybe I would fit into a Porsche Boxster, but I guess I better get a job before I bother trying one out.
 
I never understood the alure of cars for men. I really don't know anything about them myself. But then there came a day a few years back...I was just driving along and suddenly something caught my eye! Something shiny and sleek drove passed me on the road and I thought to myself, "What would it be like to drive in that?"

Dear Lord help me! Ever since then I've been looking at fine cars the same way I look at fine women. If there's a good looking car my eye just tracks to it without a thought. Someone save me from these dark desires! :D If there ever happens to be a good looking woman in a good looking car...I'm doomed!
 
That looks like a really, really sporty El Camino Juspar.

I like guys who like cars. I'd rather not pay for my automotive service.
 
Wiggles said:
I like guys who like cars. I'd rather not pay for my automotive service.
Isn't that just like a woman! Looking to get something for free! ;)

I used to be a mechanic, but for the most part I don't even work on my own vehicles (except my bikes, and then only when I am in the mood). If a woman wants me for my mechanical skills then I am going to run the other way - very fast! :eek: The quickest way to get a woman (or anyone else for that matter) mad at you is to bugger up her car, or to refuse to work on it. I would rather pay someone to work on a car than work on someone else's car.

Anymore I am very unhandy around the house - I would rather be very handy at work and pay someone to fix stuff.
 
Shy Tall Guy said:
I would rather pay someone to work on a car than work on someone else's car.


Well that'll work too!

I've been spoiled. My step-dad and uncle always fixed my car.

Now I have to get screwed up the arse by callous mechanics. No double entendre there, either.
 
Wiggles said:
That looks like a really, really sporty El Camino Juspar.

Yeah, looks like a cross between a Camaro and an El Camino, drives like a Gen 5 Corvette.
 
Shy Tall Guy said:
Isn't that just like a woman! Looking to get something for free! ;)
yes, I used to work in a trade when I left school that friends used to call on me in the "non work hours". You soon learnt who your friends really were if you did not jump at doing the job straight away....

Barter system works for me.
 
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