Memory foam never forgets

[Anonymaso]

Woman asks friends to move her mattress, which turned out to have shaped itself around things stored underneath.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/womans-memory-foam-mattress-reveals-7458514

Have you ever 'outed' yourself through a mishap like this?

 

[FurryFury]

That's funny!

Never outed like that but I agree with using a drawer instead.

Also using dildos and vibrators are not necessarily kinky.

 

[Anonymaso]

Yeah I realise there wasn't anything THAT kinky but it did make me laugh. It's the sort of daft thing I would do. I've never really been outed 'to my knowledge' but neither are the boyf and I particularly low key. 3 other properties adjoin ours and the house is on a footpath, so I'm pretty sure we've given ourselves away at one point or another. I just hope they think I'm a filthy little bitch instead of a battered woman.