Memorable Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

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One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.

I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that for?"

He replied, "Because you came home early."
 
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
 
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
 
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