MEMO TO LIT RE: KM, Birthdays, and Spankings

[KillerMuffin]

NO!

 

[lavender]

 

[SweetNick]

In that case, dare I only say, Happy Birthday.

 

[cymbidia]

Not even if he drives up in a dirty ole pickup that sounds like a new truck under the hood?

Not even if he's wearing tight jeans and a tighter t-shirt, and looks like the Greek god that inhabits your dreams?

Not even if that spanking is with his lips... smacking against your lily-white ass cheeks?

Just gotta put that spanking into the right frame, darlin', and all of a sudden it sounds a lot more interesting, hmm?

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's not the pain or the spanking itself, it's the fact that he has the unmitigated gall to think he can actually spank me. Too bad he's a light sleeper, or I'd show ya what greek god bod looks like. *sighs* Even through the darvocet he'd wakey wake.

 

[Mensa]

Self-preservation

I don't care how tempting that tight little tush is. If she says NO with that gun in her hand, then I'm listening!

 

[cymbidia]

That gun squirts chocolate sauce.
Sometimes caramel.
It's made of spun sugar.
KM is really a pinky marshmallow chickie, you know, the sparkly sugary kind you get in Easter baskets.