KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
- Posts
- 25,603
Where is my secretary? Cheffie? CHEFFIE?!?!? Oh drat, I forgot I'm ignoring him right now. No rapturous behind the file cabinet sex.
So, I must type this myself.
Dear Ian666 & Trigger:
I am in reciept of the bill dated 12/16/01 in regards to the chocolate and steak that Trigger has consumed in the two days that he has been yours.
I will not be sending the payment requested as Trigger is no longer my hunting dog. He defected to Ian666 two days ago and Ian666 has been content to feed him chocolate and steak.
Enclosed please find Trigger's health records, pedigree papers, and Jurassic Park rookie trading cards. He is proud of those.
Yrs,
KillerMuffin
enclosure
KM/km
So, I must type this myself.
Dear Ian666 & Trigger:
I am in reciept of the bill dated 12/16/01 in regards to the chocolate and steak that Trigger has consumed in the two days that he has been yours.
I will not be sending the payment requested as Trigger is no longer my hunting dog. He defected to Ian666 two days ago and Ian666 has been content to feed him chocolate and steak.
Enclosed please find Trigger's health records, pedigree papers, and Jurassic Park rookie trading cards. He is proud of those.
Yrs,
KillerMuffin
enclosure
KM/km
