memes and or captions that get you hard

[muycurioso]

a few

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394783265

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782865

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/12794155/325091115

 

[muycurioso]

a few more

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/11450397/256658379

YES! https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/11557049/261713995


time to put up or shut up https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4075289/68802102

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/12156243/291425420

 

[PFWilly]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/11450397/256658379

YES! https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/11557049/261713995


time to put up or shut up https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4075289/68802102

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/12156243/291425420

That third one is pretty...interesting!

 

[Eighty6ed]

A couple

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782989


https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782973

And why not...look at those things!

 

[J1biboi]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782989


https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782973

And why not...look at those things!

The second one is certainly true about me

 

[Eighty6ed]

Couple more

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782976

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782875

...so true

 

[cpcrazed]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4075289/68725829

I love this one...

 

[cheetah2]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4075289/68725829

I love this one...

That's a great one!!

 

[muycurioso]

I told my wife that, once

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782989


https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782973

And why not...look at those things!

That I want to give a BJ

 

[muycurioso]

I used to tell a woman

That's a great one!!

Kiss me back all the cum I just shot in your mouth, make me do it (cuz the after orgasm thing) she never did

 

[Dreamer110]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782989


https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394782973

And why not...look at those things!

That second one is perfect.

 

[supercollider00]

I love the possibility of captions such as these, but find that how gendered and stereotypical many of them are to be rather offputting.

 

[muycurioso]

I used to do this

on the old IRC. A few times people said they would call me and a few times I said yes (had to go home from the computer lab).

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394913836

 

[muycurioso]

which word is more tantalizing

faggot or cocksucker. I personally prefer faggot.

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/394783229

 

[muycurioso]

she knows that I am curious

she does know that

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14126392/397172787

 

[betabrad]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14137362/395397581

I've been wondering for a while.

 

[betabrad]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/13253268/348577242

I would love for a woman to tell me to lick up my cum for her.

 

[Wageslave]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/14137362/395397581

I've been wondering for a while.

As have I.
Love to meet a shemale for some really dirty sex

 

[betabrad]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/13721741/373039921

ohhhyesssssssss

 

[betabrad]

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/6198111/167600231


mmmyessssssss

 

[scootch00]

I love caption memes and gifs. And yes this all got me hard........

 

[Imaverycuriousguy]

Company

I love caption memes and gifs. And yes this all got me hard........

You have lots of company thinking the same thoughts!

 

[Eighty6ed]

Definitely

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/6198111/167600231


mmmyessssssss

I wanna be fucked by a beautiful trans woman! So incredibly hot!

 

[Eighty6ed]

Memes

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/6198111/174270477
My number one goal in life!

 

[Eighty6ed]

Another

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/6198111/174270474
And in me!