Melvin's buttocks

[impressive]

Can't shake the image that's been haunting me all day ...

Flabby, fish belly pale flesh mottled with a painful-looking rash. Sparse, wirey hair of some indistinct color between black and grey. A boil. Oozing. Dingleberries -- lots of them -- some stained.

Who's that character from Powerpuff Girls? Lenny -- the collector. His ass.

 

[Samandiriel]

Can't shake the image that's been haunting me all day ...

Flabby, fish belly pale flesh mottled with a painful-looking rash. Sparse, wirey hair of some indistinct color between black and grey. A boil. Oozing. Dingleberries -- lots of them -- some stained.

What's that character from Powerpuff Girls? Lenny -- the collector. His ass.

thank you for sharing that...I can now have my brain erased.

 

[cloudy]

Can't shake the image that's been haunting me all day ...

Flabby, fish belly pale flesh mottled with a painful-looking rash. Sparse, wirey hair of some indistinct color between black and grey. A boil. Oozing. Dingleberries -- lots of them -- some stained.

Who's that character from Powerpuff Girls? Lenny -- the collector. His ass.

oh, ewwwwwwww!

Lenny....PMSL!!!!

 

[Equinoxe]

This alone should be testament to the power of names. Yes, they're buttocks, but all of those little and rather disturbing elements are pure Melvin.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I completely disagree.

The Melvin I know was a six-foot, 220 pound, lean and lithe Quarterback, and a rich, deep, mahogany in color. And, oh damn, his buttocks were a glory to see!

There's also the Melvin we know as Gibson. Those aren't a bad pair of Gluteus Maxumusses either, are they?

 

[impressive]

I completely disagree.

The Melvin I know was a six-foot, 220 pound, lean and lithe Quarterback, and a rich, deep, mahogany in color. And, oh damn, his buttocks were a glory to see!

There's also the Melvin we know as Gibson. Those aren't a bad pair of Gluteus Maxumusses either, are they?

To each his Melvin.


(And I think we now know WHY the movie marquees don't read "Melvin Gibson" in Lethal Weapon IV)

 

[Stella_Omega]

To each his Melvin.


(And I think we now know WHY the movie marquees don't read "Melvin Gibson" in Lethal Weapon IV)

Mine was "Mel" too, most of the time. But in extremis, yanno.... "Melvinnnn..." became a very sexy name!

 

[impressive]

Mine was "Mel" too, most of the time. But in extremis, yanno.... "Melvinnnn..." became a very sexy name!

Well, for that matter, "Jesus" is sexy, too -- even when he's not even in the room with me & Melvin.

 

[SeaCat]

You just blew my views of the Chipmunk clean out of the Water. No wonder we always hear that yell at the end of the song. MELVIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Cat

 

[impressive]

You just blew my views of the Chipmunk clean out of the Water. No wonder we always hear that yell at the end of the song. MELVIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Cat

That's ALVIN, Cat!

 

[zeb1094]

That's ALVIN, Cat!

Only up north. Down south it's Melvin! Damn rednecks can't get anything right!

 

[SeaCat]

Only up north. Down south it's Melvin! Damn rednecks can't get anything right!

Ouch!!!!!!!

Cat

 

[English Lady]

I don't think I've ever known a Melvin, but the buttocks I conjure for him are vastly different to Imps

Lilly white, soft and vulnerable. A very slight hillock forms each cheek, like undulating downs oh and they're very sensitive *grins*

I can see a challenge in this.... who fancies writing a story snippet about Melvin's arse?

 

[wishfulthinking]

Lilly white, soft and vulnerable. A very slight hillock forms each cheek, like undulating downs oh and they're very sensitive

Yes, the baby white softness is his pride and joy. He smothers himself in sunscreen to prevent his skin from burning. He is careful to wear gloves so as not to damage his hands. His fetish is ...

 

[SadieRose]

Yes, the baby white softness is his pride and joy. He smothers himself in sunscreen to prevent his skin from burning. He is careful to wear gloves so as not to damage his hands. His fetish is ...

...talcum powder, not the scented kind but baby powder, all soft and fluffy, sprinkled over the round hills and the deep valley of his essential Melvin-ness like newly fallen snow...



*I need to take better drugs*

Sadie

 

[impressive]

An ass only a mother could love?

 

[AppleBiter]

For me, "Melvin" conjurs up memories of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

"Dude!! We totally Melvined death!!"

 

[wishfulthinking]

...talcum powder, not the scented kind but baby powder, all soft and fluffy, sprinkled over the round hills and the deep valley of his essential Melvin-ness like newly fallen snow...

Lol!

And he has a special puff, that he smooths the powder down over his hillocks and cleft with slow, circular motions as he is watched by ...

 

[LadyJeanne]

Melvin is a nerd. Geeky and awkward as a child, Melvin grew up to be a skinney, nerdy, awkward adult. He's always hiking up his pants because his buttocks are flat and barely there, which is fine since the pasty-whiteness would haunt anyone who glimpsed them during a full moon.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Lol!

And he has a special puff, that he smooths the powder down over his hillocks and cleft with slow, circular motions as he is watched by ...

The quarterback of the rival football team.