Mellon Collie's real last name is MULLET

[perks]

I knew it!

 

[Starblayde]

I think its just a description of her new harido

 

[perks]

Crimpy Mullet.
that's what they call her on the streets.

 

[Mellon Collie]

That's right folks.

I'm not only a client, I'm the mullet president.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

hahaha

 

[dreamer]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Now that's the funniest post I've seen in AGES!!

Nice PB.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Crimpy Mullet.
that's what they call her on the streets.

On the streets?

lol

 

[perks]

On the streets?

lol

haahahaha!

Crimpy, you give me the warm fuzzies!

 

[Mellon Collie]

It sounds like I'm a hoodlum in some hardcore gang which all members happen to sport mullets.

 

[perks]

It sounds like I'm a hoodlum in some hardcore gang which all members happen to sport mullets.

OMFG I am laughing so hard right now.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I don't think my gang would be taken seriously though, I mean can you picture a bunch of stinky white kids with mullets talking trash? We'll have to get someone intimidating to join to scare off the old ladies, like Marxist, he's black.

 

[perks]

I don't think my gang would be taken seriously though, I mean can you picture a bunch of stinky white kids with mullets talking trash? We'll have to get someone intimidating to join to scare off the old ladies, like Marxist, he's black.

You think Carlton can save you? lmao. Nothing like a wannabe black man with a mullet saving a bunch of poor white trash. Why're you slumming, Crimpy?

 

[Marxist]

You think Carlton can save you? lmao. Nothing like a wannabe black man with a mullet saving a bunch of poor white trash. Why're you slumming, Crimpy?

Alas, the Duckbutt is correct, I'm only into hanging out with the really cool White kids. Mouth-breathers and the like.

http://www.kilroytravels.com/nerdmovie/images/nerd.gif

 

[perks]

Alas, the Duckbutt is correct, I'm only into hanging out with the really cool White kids. Mouth-breathers and the like.

http://www.kilroytravels.com/nerdmovie/images/nerd.gif

I hate being right, and I'll never be one of the cool kids, no matter the color.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Why're you slumming, Crimpy?

It's not slumming if that's where you belong.

And Marxist, it will work. Just try to look extra black. Maybe you can get one of those Jerry Curl (one word?) mullets all the cool black kids in Philly had way back 96.

 

[paganangel]

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i opened this to rip you a new one for revealing personal info!

 

[Mellon Collie]

That is pretty dumb, but thanks for caring.

 

[perks]

<--------dumbest litezen ever.

i opened this to rip you a new one for revealing personal info!

sorry, I thought it might be misconstrued after I started it too. It isn't the smartest thread I've ever started, but it's daaaamn funny now.

I will cry if I ever find out that's her REAL last name.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I will cry if I ever find out that's her REAL last name.

No, it's not. My last names screams "Hey look - I'm irish!"

Really.

 

[perks]

No, it's not. My last names screams "Hey look - I'm irish!"

Really.

I soooo want to guess and be right, but then everyone would know, and I don't want to do that. I'll shut up and just think very hard to myself.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I'll PM it to ya if you want.

 

[perks]

the one's I'm coming up with are amusing me. Please put me out of my misery.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Sent, ooh the suspense.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I am not really Bingo the Clowno, my real name is Ronald McDonald.

 

[Mellon Collie]

You lying piece of crap.