Melissa Stark

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the return of Monday Night Football made me nostalgic for Melissa, the sexiest sideline reporter ever.

Anyone up to try a Lit tale about her? There seem not to be any.
 
Thanks for the Pic, I was wondering who the hell Melissa Stark was.
But that's what I get for never watching sports.
 
Don't feel bad. She doesn't either.

Remember that line in the Don Henley song Dirty Laundry abot a bubbled-headed bleach blonde?

http://www.idatasports.com/roadtrips/2002/020902/photos/1-7.jpg
"How many times do I have to explain this to you? Home runs are in baseball. You know...the game with the wooden bats. I am not going to hit any home runs today.

"Now shut up and show me your tits."
 
:eek:

Is she really close to being THAT bad? I at least know the basics of each sport....I feel much better now.

That woman deserves to be gangraped in the lockerroom for stupidity alone.
 
LadiDarkMoon said:
:eek:

Is she really close to being THAT bad? I at least know the basics of each sport....I feel much better now.

That woman deserves to be gangraped in the lockerroom for stupidity alone.
I think Prof. Foggie is going for exaggeration for humour.

Melissa is sort of in the transitional generation between "sportsgals" picked only for their looks ( Phyllis George, Lesley Visser), and the modern trend towards actually knowing the sport ( jocks are sexy too) such as Cheryl Miler in basketball, herself a star before going into braoadcasting. Melissa isn't dumb- she graduated cum laude in French and Foreign Affairs ( ooooh....the puns!).
 
OK

Yes, Melissa's not bad at all, so no need to trash her just because she's female and blonde. I think she one of the best female sideline sports person I have ever seen. And, she's from right up the road in Tustin.

Now about that story, yeah, go for it! I'd love to visualize her getting her rocks off with some dumb football stud.
 
Yeah it's to bad half the time she has no idea what she is talking about...Thank god she can read the monitors that tell her what to say! :D


Ravin
 
Monday Night Football Short Tale

Melissa...this is Al Michaels...
Hi Al...
Can you see if you can interview with the winning QB Tom Brady for us?
Sure thing...Tom...Tom...it's Melissa Stark...can I have a word with you?
(no answer)
Al...it seems that there's a little too much noice going on...but wait I got an idea...

(taking off her blouse)
Hey boys...can I have a word with Tom?
Uh yeah baby...hey Tom the topless sideline reporter chic wants to talk with you.
Damn...tell her I'm not into chics will you?
No Tom...the NFL isn't ready for an out of the closet gay player. Hell she grosses me out too.
Come on boys...I do need this interview.
Ok lady...you got Tom Brady...ask away...

(camera starts rolling)
Tom...this is Melissa Stark...how do you feel winning the big game?
I feel like a million fucks...
And did you feel at any time during that last drive that you weren't gonna make it?
Naw...I knew I'd score...I always do....Ain't that right boys?
You da man Tom...
And is there anyone that you'd like to thank Tom?
I'd like to thank my teamates that were behind me...all the way...
This is Melissa Stark reporting...back to you Al...
 
Dolphins are going down but...

I actually only do care about for my Florida Gators. The pros are such a bore.
 
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