Melbourne, Australia

[LesPatterson]

Hello my Names Les. i'm from Kew. Melbourne, Australia. i'm looking for a PA/secretary. you would be mid thirty(ish) with large titties and a killa arse "i dont mean suffering from an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal"
i dont mind if your blonde or brunette. i dont mind a bit of ginger minge either
actually i once had a Ginger secretary she dripped like a fried egg Sandwich and that was only the foreplay i could'nt get the stains off of my tie "i had to donate it to Famine relief" i'm not gonna lie to you i used to have a drink problem but i'm off the sauce now i only drink Johnnie Walker Chardonnay. so if there's and hornbags
that fancy a dinner date followed by some sticky finger pudding(s) (ps) i can put it all on my expense account. so my wife wont now jack shit. (pps) this invitation is not open to shirtlifters/pillow biters or ladyboys from bankok. you wont fool me again. your's Sir leslie patterson.

 

[enigma3]

Quote. [she dripped like a fried egg Sandwich and that was only the foreplay]

 

[LesPatterson]

mate it's true.

 

[LesPatterson]

Drippin like Doner kebab. and mopped up with the pitta.