Meeting the Tax Man (closed)

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Brenda Harper, 25, short dark hair, sexy brown eyes hidden by her glasses, her dress suit doing nothing to hide the nice curves of her body. She was single and had worked for computer company for the last couple years she got out of college. She loved her job, enjoyed partying with her friends, but for the most part, her sex life could stand improving.

What she hadn’t counted on, nor looked forward to was her meeting with the IRS guy for her audit. She wasn’t worried, her taxes were all in order as far as she knew, but it still made her nervous. Hell it made anyone nervous. So, with all her papers in her little briefcase, she sat nervously waiting for her name to be called. She had to wonder if he was going to be one of those arrogant little fuckers, or just a regular nice guy. She was not prepared for what the day had in store for her and that she would be the last one of the day to be seen.
 
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Milt Fisher

“You had better pay this by August, Mrs. Jones, or you’ll have the US government to answer to. Just remember, I can take everything you have and I don’t even need a warrant.”

Milt Fisher adjusted his oversized wire rim glasses and wiped his nose as he escorted the elderly lady from his office.

“Okay, who’s next… um, Brenda Harper… Miss Harper, where are you. I don’t have all day”.

He eyed the attractive 25 year-old brunette as she approached. This was much better. Mrs. Jones was too disgusting, even for a blowjob, but she did have an 18 year-old granddaughter at home and he was going to pay them a visit soon.

“Come in and have a seat. I hope you have all your records in order.”

Milt closed the door and loped back to his desk. His tall lanky body was stooped and his shirt was pulled out in the back. His lower lip jutted out and his hair was thinning on top. He plopped down in the chair behind the desk and stared right at Brenda’s tits for several seconds with his mouth open.

“Okay Miss Harper. Show me all your bank statements from three years ago.”
 
I sat watching the elderly woman leave his office, tears dripping down her face, poor thing. Now I was really scared, if this guy didn’t care about that poor old lady, how was he going to feel about me? Well, thank god I did have all my paper work in order when he ushered me into his room.

Studying him while I followed to have a seat, I kind of got the impression he was the nerdy kind; his shirt hanging out of his pants, the glasses, the thinning on his head. I was pretty surprised when I noticed him staring at my tits, figures, guy probably hasn’t been laid in years, I thought to myself.

“Bank statements from 3 years ago? Well, I can show you all I have which is the last two years. I didn’t even have a job, let alone a bank account three years ago.”

I handed him the few papers I had, smiled nicely and sat back crossing my legs, figuring this was going to be a piece of cake.
 
Milt

This was going to be easy, he thought to himself. And she had such a smug look on her face. He couldn’t wait to see how she looked with his dick in her mouth.

“Uh, Miss… Harper. I wasn’t born yesterday you know. No job, huh? No bank account? Money doesn’t grow on trees, Miss Harper. I hope you weren’t earning income you didn’t report to the IRS... you know, like babysitting, painting, gardening. Well, we’ll come back to that. Let me see you pay stubs and bank statements for the last two years.”

Milt looked over the documents and an evil smile spread across his face. He took off his glasses and looked up at Brenda.

“We have a problem, Miss Harper. Actually you have a problem. Before we get to that let’s you and I have a little chat. I think it might help if we get to know each other. Trust means a lot in this business. Tell me, Miss Harper, do you have a boyfriend?”
 
Damn, I hadn’t even thought about babysitting money and that type of earnings, was he really serious or was he just trying to make me nervous? If he was, it was going to take more than that to get me all worked up. And if he thought just because he worked for the IRS I was going to let him intimidate me, he had another thing coming.

“What do you mean I have a problem? I was quite sure everything was in order, Mr. Fisher.”

I quickly bent forward, leaning across his desk to see if I could get a look at what paper or item might be causing the problem, not giving it any thought about the low neckline on my sweater. Did I just hear him right? Talking about trust in business and asking me about a boyfriend? What the hell did that have to do with anything?

“Excuse me,” I looked up, now noticing that grin on his face, getting somewhat irritated myself by the weasel’s attitude, “but I don’t see what my having a boyfriend has to do with my tax situation and I doubt that he would understand either, if in fact I had one.”

Why was I getting the feeling that I was missing something here.
 
Milt

Milt didn’t date much because the nerd factor almost always ended in rejection. A makeover and a lesson in clothes and grooming would have made him more than presentable, almost handsome. But his problem wasn’t a lack of pussy. He loved tax time because he loved to see his clients grovel. The sex that followed was more gratifying to him than shooting his load into the mouth of some hooker. The smug ones, like Miss Harper, were particularly gratifying.

Milt gazed at the two beauties hanging from her chest when she bent over the table. He could see the edge of her brown nipple peeking out and thought how much he was going to enjoy sinking his teeth into her soft flesh. He could feel the cock in his pants twitch and became anxious to move the interview to the next phase.

“Miss Harper, your attitude is not helping here. It’s obvious you don’t have a boyfriend because it’s obvious you haven’t had sex in a long time.”

Milt picked up the papers on his desk and studied them further. He finally put them down and stared at Brenda with a very stern and no nonsense look on his face.

“Miss Harper, you have been spending at a rate faster than you have been earning money. Your bank statements show significant deposits not indicated on your return. Let me see last year’s records.”

Milt studied them shaking his head. He pulled out her return and circled several numbers with a red pen.

“Falsifying a return is a Federal offense. The numbers on your return do not coincide with the information reported by your two different employers. I am sorry, Miss Harper, but I cannot turn a blind eye to these serious tax violations. If I wanted, I could freeze your assets and take your car until we’ve completed an investigation.”

Milt stood up and put his hands on his hips. His towering figure looked down at Brenda. A significant bulge pushed out from the front of his trousers in anticipation of his next move.

“This could be the worst day of your life, Miss Harper. All I have to do is sign this form and you’ll be walking to work and possibly going to jail. I’m willing to let you try to convince me that you should be given another chance. If you are successful, I believe it will also help you do something about your lack of a sex life. How about it, Miss Harper?”

Milt pulled down his zipper and let his oversized cock fall from the opening in his trousers. He waited for her response.
 
I sat there with my mouth hanging open, was this guy for real? I was staring at his huge cock hanging from his trousers, but goddammit man, did he really think I would stoop that low and….

“I don’t know what kind of game you’re playing here, Mr. Fisher, but I won’t be intimidated by you or anyone else for that matter. You can just go stuff that right back in your pants, don’t know what the hell you want me to do with it any way.”

Of all the nerve, he might know something about my finances, but how the hell did he know anything about my sex life? And thinking he was actually doing me a favor. I was steaming, what a cad he was, and I stood up to leave and when reaching to pull my papers off his desk, my hand brushed against his stiff prick. I quickly looked up at him, my face somewhat flushed, damn it had been a long time and that smirk on his face was telling me he probably had a good idea how long it was too.
 
Milt

Milt had been here before and knew exactly how to handle the situation. He could tell that she felt something when her hand brushed against his cock. He felt something too as his cock began to grow.

He picked up the phone and punched a few buttons on his speakerphone. What Brenda didn't know was that Milt was about call a friend who was in on the game, and would show up in uniform with handcuffs.

"Sam, Milt here. I have a serious tax fraud case in my office. I'm signing the IRS Form 4274 right now. Would you please send someone over to cuff her and take her away until she can post bail. Also, would you please send out a team to possess her car."

"Yes sir, Mr. Fisher, well have someone there in five minutes. I assume the standard bail of $500,000 will apply?"

Milt confirmed that amount and walked around the desk. His cock was still hanging from his pants. He spun her around in her chair until she faced him

"Miss Harper, I don't play games. In five minutes there will be a knock on that door and you will go to jail. One phone call will call it off. If you take off your blouse and bra, remove your panties and put them on the desk, and then pull up your skirt and masturbate, I will make the call. It's a small price to pay to keep out of jail. Surely you finger your pussy all the time, particularly since you don’t have a boyfriend to fuck you. What’s the harm in doing it for me? What do you say, Miss Harper?"
 
“Why you mother fucking little weasel!”

I could almost see the steam radiating from my flesh, my face beet red, a blaze in anger but not only from his arrogant attitude and his cocky assumptions. His blatant misuse of his authority was revolting, threatening, hell blackmailing more like it and standing there with his dick hanging out. But dammit, $500,000 and take my car? I had no idea if I was in any real trouble or not, but obviously by that look on his face, he was serious.

“Fine! You want me to take off my blouse, here it is!”

I suppose I was acting out on anger, because with no more hesitation, I pulled my blouse apart, the buttons flying out while staring at him in disgust. Pulled the blouse off and reached to unclasp my bra.

“You want my bra off to so you can see my tits so be it, look at them!”

I stood up, angrily tossing my blouse and bra over to his desk and thrust my chest out stubbornly, unable to mistake how big his cock was starting to get. When I reached under my skirt to pull my panties down, I got even angrier, this time at myself, realizing my panties were actually damp. I tossed them next to my other things and leaned against the front of his desk, spread my legs and lifted my skirt.

“There now take a good look at my naked cunt, like watching me touch it, you bastard?”

I held my skirt up with one hand and ran my fingers up and down my slit several times until my fingers were glistening. I slipped two fingers inside my tight hole, fingering myself and damn, I couldn’t believe how wet I was. With a nasty smirk on my face, I pulled my fingers out and walked up to him, rubbing them across his lips.

“Okay, now make your phone call so I can get the hell out of here!”
 
Milt looked at her shapely tits and then her juicy cunt. His cock continued to grow. He noticed her quick glance and knew she had to be impressed with the length. Still, she was playing hard to get.

Brenda dipped her fingers in her honey pot and brushed them across his lips. Milt licked the tasty juices from her fingers and sucked them into his mouth one at a time. His cock became fully engorged and twitched in anticipation of what was to come. Then he picked up the phone.

“Sam, I think she may decide to cooperate after all. Wait in the lobby and I’ll let you know. But just in case have the warrant filled out. That’s Harper… Brenda Harper.”

Milt stepped back and gazed at her perky tits with brown nipples and hard tips poking slightly upwards. He licked his lips and adjusted his glasses. He was practically drooling. He unfastened his belt buckle and let his pants drop to the floor. He stood in front of her in his black knee socks with his cock poking out from his white boxers.

“Um, Miss Harper, I hardly call what you did masturbation. Surely that’s not the way you do it when you’re laying in bed at night. Since you can’t follow simple orders, Miss Harper, I’m afraid you’re going to have to get down on your knees and suck my cock. I mean, um, if you don’t want to go to jail.”

Milt stepped out of his boxers and stood waiting with his cock poking out from his shirt just below his tie. He still had on his black shoes and knee socks.

“Miss Harper, you do know how to suck a cock? I’m sure you’ve have many between your lips, but probably none like mine. Don’t think I haven’t noticed you looking. It’s big, isn’t it? Well, what are you waiting for, Miss Harper?”

Milt stepped closer, put his hands on her shoulders and pushed down forcefully.
 
God damn him, telling that guy to write up the warrant anyway, and now I’m supposed to suck his cock for Christ’s sake. And damn his arrogance all to hell, I’d suck it sure, and he’d be real lucky if I didn’t just bite it off!

“Miss Harper, you do know how to suck a cock? I’m sure you’ve have many between your lips, but probably none like mine. Don’t think I haven’t noticed you looking. It’s big, isn’t it? Well, what are you waiting for, Miss Harper?”

Okay, so I was looking at his big prick, and okay so my mouth was watering, it had been a damn long time and I’d never seen any cock this size. Just thinking about what it would feel like inside me…well I sure wasn’t gonna give him the satisfaction of thinking I wanted this. His hands were on my shoulders and I sunk to the floor, kneeling in front of him.

“Just so you know Mr. Fisher, I’m not doing this cause I want nor need your cock. This is blackmail and you and I both know it. But since I’ve not the time to waste nor want to go to jail, well aren’t you a might afraid. I could leave you…”

Before I was able to say another word, his hand was at the back of my head and my mouth was being stuffed with his cock. I gagged at first, not prepared, but shortly I sucking him off, dragging my teeth up along his meaty shaft to suck it back down my throat.

At first, doing my best to show my disinterest, it wasn’t long before my hands came up, grabbing his ass while helping him fuck my mouth. The room was quickly filling up with my loud slurping noises along with a few moans, now forgetting that I wasn’t supposed to enjoy this.
 
Milt Fisher

Milt was familiar with the routine. He had been through it many many times. At first they were incensed. Then they were scared. Finally they reluctantly agreed to do this one thing and get it over with… but when they felt the long and thick meat of his cock slide between their lips, something changed. He suspected that subconsciously they imagined how such a magnificent tool would feel sliding into their cunt.

Brenda would find out soon enough, but first she was going to taste his cum. It wasn’t going to be long, either. She was good… very good. She knew just how to use her lips and tongue to stimulate the sensitive skin stretched across the bulging tip of his cock, and then suddenly take him down her throat and hold him there.

When he was close he grabbed her head and fucked his hard meat into her mouth as if it were a cunt. She put her hands on his ass and kept up with each thrust, sucking and slurping noisily. Spit drooled from his shaft and dripped from his balls. It was time.

“Oh god… almost there… that’s it… ooohhhh fuuuuuck… I want you to swallow it… ooohhhhhh… all of it… AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH…”

Milt had another hidden talent. He could cum in buckets. His cock swelled between her lips. Hot cream splashed against the roof of her mouth in a powerful and steady stream. A second equally powerful blast erupted from the tip of his cock. Then another.

Just as it seemed like he was finished, he pulled his cock from her mouth. Suddenly another jet of cum shot from the little slit in the swollen tip and splashed against her face followed quickly by another. Milt shoved his cock back between her lips until the last drops had dribbled into her mouth. He stepped back and looked down on his victim.

“Miss Harper, I thought I instructed you to swallow all of it. You don’t follow instructions very well, do you?”
 
I have never in my life seen on man cum like the way this guy did, shit, I couldn’t swallow fast enough without taking a breath. Now after all this, the asshole has the nerve to be pissed, didn’t follow directions, what the fuck did the man want anyway?

“You’re exactly right Mr. Fisher,”

I stood up, feeling his cum dripping down my chin and on my cheeks and sticking out my tongue, I slurped up several gobs of it.

“It seems I didn’t get all of it, but let me fix that,”

My words were humble sounding when I looked at him and raised my hand, dragging my fingers across my face, cleaning the rest of his cum from my cheeks.

With a mock smile, I seductively sucked on my fingers, licking clean his cum from them. It was then I noticed that some had splashed on my tits and when a drop went to fall from my nipple, I swiped it, flicking my nipple in the process and cleaned that off too.

“And will you look at this, I still have some on my tits, you sure cum a lot. I suppose you want me cleaning this off too, don’t you.”

There was no doubt the fire I saw in his eyes when I slid my palms underneath my breasts, lifted them up, sticking out my tongue and slowly licked his cum off first one then the other. I kept glancing up at him, down to his cock which was not soft by no means and back to look in his eyes. As much as I would have liked to have him fuck me, that was how much I wanted to pay him back for what he just had me do.

“All clean now and since I did what you wanted, I can get dressed and leave now? That was the deal, was it not?”
 
Milt Fisher

Milt was drooling as he watched this incredibly sexy babe lick cum from her face and tits and swallow every last drop. His cock twitched. The long thick shaft remained rigid and swayed in the air with his balls hanging down between his legs.

Milt was a man who believed in rules, and technically she had complied with his request. There wasn’t a drop of cum to be found. But surely she wanted his big throbbing cock in her cunt. Was she really just going to walk out on him without letting him fuck her?

“Um… well, Miss Harper, I’m sure you are anxious to leave, but first we have a little paperwork that needs cleaning up before you can go. Why don’t we start with this form that verifies your assets.”?

Milt put the paper in front of her on the desk and stepped back. Brenda bent over to read the fine print. Her skirt pulled up until he could see her pussy hanging like a juicy plum between her legs just below the creamy cheeks of her ass. Milt moved behind her and leaned forward until he was looking over her shoulder. His hard cock brushed against her inner thighs. Before she could react, Milt pointed to section 8.

“I suggest you read this part carefully, Miss Harper. It says we have the right to take your assets if we find a mistake in your taxes at a later date. That happens sometimes.”

He shifted until the swollen head of his cock touched the glistening folds that peeked out from the gash down the middle of her puffy mound. He pushed forward until he felt her pussy begin to open.

“I can make that go away, too, in case you were wondering, Miss Harper.”
 
I knew exactly what he was looking at when I bent over the desk to look at the papers he mentioned and this put a smile on my face. I even got a whiff of the after shave he was wearing when he was looking over my shoulder, not a bad scent at all. There also no mistaking what I felt pressing on my pussy lips and dammit, whether I wanted to or not, he already had me wet.

“So let me get this straight,”

Twisting my neck, I glanced at him over my shoulder with a puzzling look, even though we both knew exactly what he meant. Okay, so the man so far had been an asshole, but he wasn’t the first one I ever met, probably wouldn’t be the last either. Regardless, I had enjoyed sucking his cock and did want to fuck him and a brilliant idea was starting to form in my head. I pointed to the paper and slowly eased my ass back just a little, enough to my pouty lips surround just the head of his cock, getting a low groan from him.

“You’re going to make this disappear for me if I let you fuck me? Is that what I’m hearing?”

I dropped the paper on the desk, clamping my hands over his which had now gone to my hips and looked him hard in the eyes, studying him as if I were thinking it over. He really was a rather handsome man, a little nerdy, but with different clothes, a new hair cut, even knew glasses, he probably would turn more than a few women’s heads. I gave him a quick smile, raising his hands to cover my tits and pushed my ass back just a little more, his cock sliding in my hot cunt a little deeper, and sure enough we both let out a breath of air.

“You know Mr. Fisher, rather Milt, now that I’ve sucked your cock I can assume first names are ok, right? Well Milt, I realize there are probably a number of mistakes on my taxes and from the moment I came in here, you’ve been pretty up front about exactly how you could fix them for me. Now that I know exactly how far you’re willing to go”

His hands were now fondling my breasts, his fingers scraping across my pointy nipples and with one shove backwards, his cock was impaled deeply in my pussy. He just about growled and squeezed my tits real hard, almost painfully while my cunt squeezed his huge prick. I cupped his chin, kissed him sweetly, shifted so his cock slipped from my wet passage and then turned around and smiled wickedly at him.

“I believe before we can fuck any further, I’d very much like dinner, maybe a little dancing and then maybe, just maybe, I’ll agree to go back to your place and let you have your way with me.”

It was obvious he was quite shocked by this turn of events, probably very confused at my boldness, along with being extremely horny right now. Hell so was I, but considering what he had done, what was a little frustration between us to start off a possible friendship, or at least an evening out.

“You see Milt, the reason I happen to be here is because we received several complaints from women. I’m sure you know them, quiet well if they experienced anything like I have just done. Now that I have witnessed myself your…uhm…techniques should I say, well, this could be very bad for you, if you know what I mean. So, I don’t think I’m asking too much to have all this disappear, do you?”

I stood there grinning at him, my tits jutting out at him almost begging for attention while I waited for his reply.
 
His head was spinning. Her hot pussy twitched against his cock buried deep in her cunt. She guided his hands to her full tits. He squeezed them hard. He knew she wanted his big cock. All she needed was a little encouragement. He was about to fuck her pussy hard when she suddenly pulled his cock from her twat and turned around.

Milt stood there in his black knee socks with his throbbing manhood peeking out from his shirt. His hair was mussed and his glasses were crooked. More than anything, his cock was twitching and in desperate need of relief. Somehow she had turned the tables and he was completely befuddled… and suddenly powerless. He heard something about an investigation and dinner, but most of his concentration was centered on how much he wanted his cock back inside her pussy.

What she said began to sink in… an investigator? Was he really in trouble? And now she was asking him to take her to dinner and then dancing. Shit, he didn’t even know how to dance, and had never been able to carry on a social conversation over dinner. This was headed for disaster.

“Uh… um… well you see, Miss… um Brenda… I shouldn’t… uh, you know, work and pleasure… and, um… can’t we just… um… finish here first…”

He looked at her big tits staring at him as she slowly dressed. She smiled and reiterated her demands. He thought about using force to throw her face down on the desk and ram his cock in her pussy. Once he was fucking her she wouldn’t want to stop, would she? On the other hand, she already pulled his big cock out of her cunt once showing more willpower than the other women he had fucked. Besides, she didn’t look like the type who would submit easily to force.

Resigned to his fate, Milt tried one last time to get out of the situation. It would leave him unsatisfied, but there would be others, although she was the last client of the day.

“Uh, okay Miss… uh Brenda. You can go. The audit is over and you passed with flying colors. The IRS apologizes for any inconvenience we may have caused you.”

His huge cock, with veins poking out from the shaft and a large mushroom shaped tip drooling from the little slit in top, wavered hungrily in the air.
 
While I dressed, slowly continuing to tease him, watching his huge prick getting stiffer by the second, beckoning for my attentions I was listening to his excuses. Oh yeah sure, now he decides that business and pleasure don’t mix, after I’ve practically stripped naked, already given him a blow job and let him have a little pussy. Oh no, he wasn’t going to dismiss me so easily, not after all that, dammit.

With my blouse not buttoned yet, I moved right next to him and bent over retrieving my panties off his desk and grinned noting his precum glistening. Smiling from ear to ear, I gently rubbed the head of dick off with my panties before putting them in my purse.

“Well since the audit is done, no reason for us to stick around here.”

I stooped down in front of him, eye level with his cock, and surprised him by pulling up his pants, taking hold of his cock and stuffed it back in his pants, zipping them up carefully.

“There’s a nice little place a little outside of town where we could have a bite to eat and see what happens from there.”

I wasn’t sure exactly why I wanted him, other than he had aroused me from the moment I walked in his office, even after everything, or maybe because of everything. There was no denying that I wanted to fuck him so I stood up and started buttoning my blouse.

“Better finish getting dressed, don’t want to keep a girl waiting now do you?”
 
Milt

Milt was lost. Somehow Breanda had turned the tables on everything. He slowly stuffed hisshirttail back into hispants and adjusted his glasses. His cock twitched inside his pants reminding him of how much it wanted to be inside her pussy. Well maybe if he could make it through dinner...

"Um, okay, Miss... uh, Brenda. I guess I could use something to eat. But, I'm not much on talking."

They ended up at a table in a dark corner of a diner sitting next to each other in a booth. He couldn't help but look down at her nice tits and also think about how his cum had been drooling from her mouth just a little while ago. His cock quickly grew hard.

He had nothing to lose. He wanted pussy, not a nice dinner. On the other hand, maybe she was what she said. His cock won the battle. Milt dropped his hand to her leg and slowly moved it up her thigh figuring he would either get slapped or get laid.
 
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