Meeting people off the web.

[bigmane]

They didn't think I'd turn up, but I did!

"I am Richard Turpin!"

What are you going to do about it?

Looking straight into your face.

So the beautiful trans girl took me home!

We were walking through town, and a gang of blokes sitting outside
a pub took the mick. "It's a bloke mate!"

I walked over, backhanded his pint into his face.

"So what if it is? If you see me about town, never take the mick
out of me again!"