Meet me on the beach, Sweet Juliette

[Guest]

 

[yui]

Dear ___________,

I'm not your mother.

Kisses,

Yui

 

[zeb1094]

Bwhahahaha!

Has the making of a Taboo/Incest story in Lit.

 

[impressive]

Oh, my.

I'm laughing ... but I feel so sorry for them.

 

[logophile]

Oh, my.

I'm laughing ... but I feel so sorry for them.

Ditto that.

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Dude, he cyber-sexed his mom! If that happened to me, I wouldn't tell another living soul. I'd just quietly go home and SLIT MY WRISTS.

Zeb's right though, that would make a great incest/taboo story. There probably is one and we just don't know it.

 

[velvetpie]

That's absolutely the best! Seems the husband should be paying more attention to his wife than to his drinking buddies . . .

 

[Stella_Omega]

That was kind of my reaction.

And the bit about blurting it out to the cop--that's probably what I would have done.

oh, sure and then bluritng it out to the papers...
They'll dine on that one for months.

It adds another question to the online romance list, though- "Are you SURE you're not my parent?"

 

[minsue]

*shudder*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

oh, sure and then bluritng it out to the papers...
They'll dine on that one for months.

It adds another question to the online romance list, though- "Are you SURE you're not my parent?"

"Have you ever been incarcerated? No? Okay, good. Are you my dad?"

 

[impressive]

That's absolutely the best! Seems the husband should be paying more attention to his wife than to his drinking buddies . . .

"Son, I can't please your mother in the sack. Can you give me a few tips?"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Gives MILF a whole new meaning.

 

[CopyCarver]

Bwhahahaha!

Has the making of a Taboo/Incest story in Lit.

Yeah, but Sophocles might get testy. (Beware of Greeks demanding royalties.)

 

[NoJo]

Dear ___________,

I'm not your mother.

Kisses,

Yui

Dear _________, I don't care, I still need £50 and my tee-shirts cleaned.

 

[minsue]

Dear _________, I don't care, I still need £50 and my tee-shirts cleaned.

. .

 

[Guest]

Poor bastard.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Read one from Italy a year or so past where the randy Internet lovers showed up for a bonk at a hotel room and found out that they were actually husband and wife.

Bet *that* was a long ride home.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Read one from Italy a year or so past where the randy Internet lovers showed up for a bonk at a hotel room and found out that they were actually husband and wife.

Bet *that* was a long ride home.

If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain....

 

[rgraham666]

Don't wanna laugh but I am.

This is why I don't have alts, and am very honest even under my handles.

I have this vision of turning to look at myself and asking, "Why are you asking me how we got here? You're the one that's driving!"

 

[SeaCat]

Don't wanna laugh but I am.

This is why I don't have alts, and am very honest even under my handles.

I have this vision of turning to look at myself and asking, "Why are you asking me how we got here? You're the one that's driving!"

LOLOLOLOL
I love the mental image that just brought up.

Cat

 

[yui]

Dear _________, I don't care, I still need £50 and my tee-shirts cleaned.

Dear ___________,

I'm not your wife, either.

Kisses,

Yui