Meeeeeeat.

[Never]

Thick, juicy steak tips marinated in a ginger mandarin sauce for three hours and broiled for six minutes on both sides.
I'm on my third one and I haven't even started the side dishes yet..

Admit it. All you veggie lovers, you heath food, SoBe drinking, yogurt eating, granola bar munching hippies, yuppies and Bobos. You crave MEAT. Red MEAT, marbled with FAT, BBQed and covered with SALT and pepper.
Man was not meant to eat like rabbit! Man was meant to eat rabbit! And cow! Pig! Deer!Raccoon!Fish!Chicken!Other men!

Er, oops, not other men but anything else that move. Just EAT IT!

 

[Laurel]

Yep, meat tastes good. But I ain't dying of no Mad Cow virus.

Steaks are nice, but my weakness is burgers. Big juicy burgers, with extra cheese and thousand island dressing and all the fixings and big soft buns.

Argh.

I'm going to go hit my hand with a hammer for a while. I'll be back.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Oh gawd yes, tonight I grilled pork under the stars with tons of fuckin' garlic, butter and secret stuff!

The volunteer Firefighters loved it!

They drank all my beer...


They took my truck!



and now I gotta follow them in the van...


I am so humiliated...




gotta go put out a fire that will be put out when I get there, it is the country way, and then we will hang out at Casey's, even if it is closed...

Oh, well,


Manana!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Can I marry both of you.... and we will just sit there eating meat all the time...

 

[Silverlily]

Er, oops, not other men but anything else that move. Just EAT IT!

Amen! And not just eat it, but eat it rare. I prefer my steak the kind of rare that only comes from whacking the cow with a club and running a lighter over it.

 

[Angel]

Amen! And not just eat it, but eat it rare. I prefer my steak the kind of rare that only comes from whacking the cow with a club and running a lighter over it.

I'm not a huge meat-eater, but hand me a steak that oozes blood all over the place when I bite into it and I am a very happy girl.

 

[p_p_man]

I love the way meat...

...hits an empty stomach with that satisfying "clunck".

Better than waiting for the feel of a lettuce leaf...

 

[scylis]

gaaaawd.... that's why i love living in the midwest!! the steaks are thick, juicy, tender, tasty, and (most importantly) cheap!! what people get elsewhere for the same price is like scraps in comparison! nothing beats a good, corn-fed, Iowa steak!

well... to eat, that is..

uhh... to eat in a non-sexual way, that is!

 

[p_p_man]

scylis...

...I'm beginning to worry about you...

...you're not taking enough cold showers...

 

[scylis]

*thinking about a nice, juicy steak*

huh?

 

[Silverlily]

Re: scylis...

..you're not taking enough cold showers...

lol, it's not a cold shower he needs.

 

[Celestiale]

Well DAAAAMMMNNNN Never! If I wasn't hungry already, I most certainly am NOW!

*drools drools drools...*

 

[Weevil]

You're all disgusting, cold blooded murderers. Vegan is the only way to go.

 

[cymbidia]

Steak is okay...

... but i really like lamb. Tender, juicy, flavored with garlic and basil, 2" chops lightly grilled. Yum.

 

[scylis]

so would lions and bears and wild dingos be murderers, too?

 

[Angel]

You're all disgusting, cold blooded murderers. Vegan is the only way to go.

*Slides up behind EBW and rubs a raw steak on the back of his neck*

 

[Silverlily]

*Slides up behind EBW and rubs a raw steak on the back of his neck*

And then licks it clean

 

[Weevil]

so would lions and bears and wild dingos be murderers, too?

No, because carnivores have no choice and omnivourous animals have little choice because of our destruction of their habitat.

We, on the other hand, are killers.

 

[Weevil]

And then licks it clean

I appreciate it. Having corpse juice on me isn't very enjoyable.

 

[Starfish]

Strangly enough I agree withy you EBW.
There is a God.


Sorry, Never, ain't gonna happen.

I'd eat wild venison before cow.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Love

A Bleeding Hunk Of Beef As Much As All Of You!
But,
Things Have Ta Change

I Think That People Should Have Ta Knacker Their Own Meat!

It Would Change Most Peoples Minds About The Whole Thing If They Had To Look Into The Eyes Of The Beast They Are About Ta Kill Then Eat.

How Many Of You Could Kill Yer Own Dinner?

I Would Have To Stick With Fish, Rodents, Bugs & Reptiles

 

[Weevil]

Well, not bugs.

 

[Silverlily]

How Many Of You Could Kill Yer Own Dinner?

I could and I have.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

LOL

I'll eat anything the old chevy hits!

 

[Valdimer]

venison all the way. nothing beats wackin that deer with a broad tipped arrow, draggin it, guttin it, then getting that satisfaction of grillin it on a nice crisp evening.............ah.......the wonders of nature...........