Medication Mix-Up

[sirhugs]

The nurses at the Retirement Home are tired of the bum pinching and spontaneous erections, so they order a batch of a medication that they intend to sprinkle on the guy's food that will wipe out their sex drives.

Except someone at the supplier misreads the order and ships the newest greatest med to cure erectile dysfunction.

Hilarity ensues.

 

[silversword]

Rather than admit their error the nurses conspire to hide the evidence, it's going to be a busy nightshift keeping these erections down. Hopefully they can wear the meds off, the old guys out before visiting hours in the morning.

The day shift come in taken aback by the state of the nurses coming off the nightshift, hair and makeup all over the place and there's a definite aroma about the place.

Even stranger all the old fella's sleep in til lunch, only when they wake up the meds are still going strong...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

The old guy, I assume it is only one from your post, is suddenly comatose. The End.

Epilogue: They find he died from an unknown aneurism that was hidden away in his brain all these years. No farther autopsy is performed.

 

[sirhugs]

The old guy, I assume it is only one from your post, is suddenly comatose. The End.

Epilogue: They find he died from an unknown aneurism that was hidden away in his brain all these years. No farther autopsy is performed.

Title: "What a Way to Go" or "He Died With a Smile on his Face"

 

[MisterTom]

Title: "What a Way to Go" or "He Died With a Smile on his Face"

Die Hard, perhaps?

 

[sirhugs]

Die Hard, perhaps?

"They were unable to close the coffin lid...

 

[Carnevil9]

"They were unable to close the coffin lid...

There's an old joke about that too. They asked the widow what they should do. "Cut it off and shove it up his ass." At the wake, the corpse has a particularly pained look on its face. The widow leans over and whispers, "How do YOU like it?"

 

[sirhugs]

There's an old joke about that too. They asked the widow what they should do. "Cut it off and shove it up his ass." At the wake, the corpse has a particularly pained look on its face. The widow leans over and whispers, "How do YOU like it?"

Ahhh, but what if he has a big grin on his face?