"Meanwhile, in a decaying jungle compound..."

shereads

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It's been exhausting. Scary. Messy. Unpredictable. Painful. Rewarding. And occasionally explosive. A bit like sex, in retrospect. But with spackling compound instead of condoms.

It's been my house, for a while. I'm going to miss it. Not all of it, but some.



Yes, we have some bananas:

http://img.photojerk.com/shereads/bananas.jpg
 
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Toto the Toilet:

http://img.photojerk.com/shereads/toto.jpg

Another ingenious device from our friends in Japan, Toto is a water-conserving toilet that actually works! No, really. It does. The entire flushing process takes less than four seconds, from the merest touch of a fingertip on Toto's polished chrome lever to the final triumphant gurgle. Magnificent, and almost worth the 45 maddening days of an epic bathroom renovation that was supposed to take one week.

(Never, under any circumstances, invite men with hammers inside your house. Ceiling collapsed? Floors sagging? Giant poison toads taking over laundry room? Pretend you're camping.)

Toto, I think I'll miss you most of all.

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A most beautiful place, She....

Compared to yours, mine looks like the Desert...... :rolleyes:
 
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