me + u

[Guest]

roses are red, violets are blue, i want to stick my dick into u! if youre interested email me at pete1882@excite.co.uk
stand up if u love pete \0/ \0/ \0/ \0/
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[bearlee]

Pretty poetic I guess, but what does you+me=

 

[bearlee]

Wait a minute, it was me+u-I get it, it's the sound a cat makes

 

[iann666]

Roses

Roses are red may be your claim to fame
But if you can't get it up then give her my name
As you can see, a poet I'm not
So I have to ensure my technique is hot.
Women's desires I try to understand
with dexterity of cock,tongue and hand.
So whilst you conjure with various proses
I'll fuck the women, you tend the roses.

(only in jest)

Two ways I have never had sex
1) Standing up in a hammock
2) Standing up UNDER the bed