me so horny

The second most amazing thing: That he asked the question.
The most amazing thing: He got a satisfatory answer in under 10 minutes.
 
The really scary thing: I was joking and being a complete wise ass. I heard that in a movie once, it's a completely gross idea to me. I never thought anyone would take me seriously. Oh well hope it works for him. :D
 
its not new

I think this (raw liver)is what the protaognist used in the novel Portneys Complaint, Joseph Heller ?<sp>
I think this was also the novel in which the same fellow, years later as a mature individual, sat on the kitchen floor trying to roll an egg in between his girlfriends legs as she sat on the floor facing him legs spread. He had something for refrigerated sex adjuncts for sure. That I remember this is a little scary as it must be twenty years ago I read it. Let me know if my mind has played a trick on me.
 
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