Me, only slightly different

TheEarl

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Off the "Would you have sex with yourself" thread. I was bored, fancied a challenge and made that:

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That started off as a photo of me. She's certainly got elements of me in there, but I think she's not too bad-looking a girl, despite still looking kinda manly. The face is smaller and wider, the nose is narrower and short, the jawline's completely rebuilt, the hair's changed colour and length (From a no3 crop to that. I accept no responsibility for it not being stylish. That was just easy to draw!), rebuilt the eyebrows, added lipstick and rebuilt the cheekbones again. It's actually quite cool to note that she's reminiscent of some of my female relatives.

The question on the table now is - would you have sex with me as a girl, now that you know vaguely what I'd look like?

The Earl
 
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yes! ;)

You look impish and knowing. And I already adore your sense of humor- if you laughed at me, I'd be laughing too. That's sexy.
 
That makes the assumption that a male's attraction to a woman is solely on appearance.

The AV might be attractive but the personality is important as well. The Earl is well known as a rugby fanatic. Would the female equivalent be 'jolly hockey sticks' or a bruising international athlete with no interest in anything except winning?

If 'she' was to engage in Ladies' Morris Dancing? The handkerchief-flapping might be appealing...

Og
 
My WinAmp's shuffle function always has a good sense of humour. Song on now? 'I Wish I Was A Girl' by Violent Delight.

The Earl
 
I had a girlfriend who played Rugby, actually. Bruises and lacerations, two broken bones, during the time I knew her. And looking at her, you'd have thought she was the daintiest thing- tall, but willowy, with a long neck and Boteccelli features. She fed my mud fetish. ;)
 
oggbashan said:
That makes the assumption that a male's attraction to a woman is solely on appearance.

The AV might be attractive but the personality is important as well. The Earl is well known as a rugby fanatic. Would the female equivalent be 'jolly hockey sticks' or a bruising international athlete with no interest in anything except winning?

If 'she' was to engage in Ladies' Morris Dancing? The handkerchief-flapping might be appealing...

Og

True, but we already know that we'd shag me on the basis of my female personality, mainly cause that's my everyday personality. I'm such a lesbian it's almost a surprise when I get out of the shower and see my penis.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
True, but we already know that we'd shag me on the basis of my female personality, mainly cause that's my everyday personality. I'm such a lesbian it's almost a surprise when I get out of the shower and see my penis.

The Earl
Try hiding it in a drawer.
 
TheEarl said:
The question on the table now is - would you have sex with me as a girl, now that you know vaguely what I'd look like?
Hell no! I've seen your male body (well, as much as your AV's have allowed me to see of it) and that's what I'm lustin' after. :catroar:
 
TheEarl said:
Off the "Would you have sex with yourself" thread. I was bored, fancied a challenge and made that:

<-------------------------------------

That started off as a photo of me. She's certainly got elements of me in there, but I think she's not too bad-looking a girl, despite still looking being manly. The face is smaller and wider, the nose is narrower and short, the jawline's completely rebuilt, the hair's changed colour and length (From a no3 crop to that. I accept no responsibility for it not being stylish. That was just easy to draw!), rebuilt the eyebrows, added lipstick and rebuilt the cheekbones again. It's actually quite cool to note that she's reminiscent of some of my female relatives.

The question on the table now is - would you have sex with me as a girl, now that you know vaguely what I'd look like?

The Earl
Nice eyes, sexy mouth and the cutest dimple. :kiss: If you got a good personality I'd be most pleased to trip you and beat you to the ground. :catroar:
 
3113 said:
Hell no! I've seen your male body (well, as much as your AV's have allowed me to see of it) and that's what I'm lustin' after. :catroar:
Mmmmm...good point. :confused: *sigh* Could I have both, Earl? :D
 
Tom Collins said:
Nice eyes, sexy mouth and the cutest dimple. :kiss: If you got a good personality I'd be most pleased to trip you and beat you to the ground. :catroar:

The eyes and the dimple are actually completely unchanged. They'd be there in the male version too.

The Earl
 
3113 said:
Hell no! I've seen your male body (well, as much as your AV's have allowed me to see of it) and that's what I'm lustin' after. :catroar:

Yep, ditto. :D

(and I've seen a LOT of his AV's...)
 
after a scotch

Perhaps...

May I have a double scotch first? lol



Good work on the photo!
 
3113 said:
Hell no! I've seen your male body (well, as much as your AV's have allowed me to see of it) and that's what I'm lustin' after. :catroar:

I'll get in line for that, too.

As a girl, not bad, and certainly worth the look but...hmmm....yeah, 'fraid I know what I like.
 
Dranoel said:
I think I DID about 15 years ago :eek:
That would've made me six. Are you sure you don't want to change your statement? :D

The Earl
 
I never go for you Photoshopped poster girls.
 
id do you
but
i would bring my Xacto knife with me
a girl can never be too careful of those trying to hide dangly bits.
 
On a purely superficial survey of the face, I would say no. The chin hair is detracting.
 
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