Me next to the watermelon truck

[Mike_Yates]

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/WatermelonTruck.jpg

That's me!

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Security!

Security!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/WatermelonTruck.jpg

That's me!

Freddie Mercury's estate just called. They want his shirt back.

 

[Morcheeba]

Nice truck, great paint job.

 

[philosophygirl]

I'd like to request a picture where you are actually smiling.

 

[garbage can]

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/WatermelonTruck.jpg

That's me!

Did you fall off the turnip truck???...............

 

[BarGuy]

You should have karate-chopped a few of those watermelons, just to impress some of the people in the store.

 

[ivantheterrible]

mike, you need more excercize. you have girl hips.

 

[Mike_Yates]

mike, you need more excercize. you have girl hips.

I used to weigh almost 300lbs. Now I am just over 200lbs at 6'3.

My hips used to be fat and disgusting.

 

[philosophygirl]

you look nice Mike, except for the not smiling.

 

[Image]

Who took the picture?

 

[butters]

i agree with philogirl - crack a smile, mikey!

nice melons

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

That's a balloon truck...

 

[Mike_Yates]

This is the same grocery store where those cute girls work.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/09/19/620/8054923-fucking-watermelon.gif?site=sex&user=askinq