Me and the kid

[Ishmael]

are sorta to addicted to fast cars.

The kid is driving a Dodge with a hemi and a chip. Well, I got me me a P71 pooooolice interceptor. I wanted a chip too and they said, "Sorry sir, nothing we can do for you."

I said, "hmmmmm."

I finally figured it out. He can out 'drag' me, but I can't out run his ass.

Kids.

Ishmael

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Junior is about ready to get a chip for his hemi.


I'm looking at '56 DeSotos.


I have a plan:

http://www.popularhotrodding.com/tech/0803phr_57l_hemi_engine_build/viewall.html

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

After watching Princess playing her race games, she's getting something old that only fires on half of its cylinders...



And, man, is that time getting close quick!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

This has a certain Regal Bearing:

http://image.hotrod.com/f/nightrain2/6992709+w450+h338+cr0+re1+ar1/1930-ford-model-a-justins-1930-model-a.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Did that belong to JaMarcus Russell?

The owner should be fined over the paint job...

Wanna steal Steven Tyler's new ride? I can get $500K for it, no questions asked!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Steven Tyler's ride has a basic flaw: his ass has been in it.


So has Oprah's.


*slinks off to puke*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I should probably ask more for the seat then...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It would need to be reupholstered and then burned.


Off for the Wat stimulus . . . no film at 11.

 

[Ishmael]

After watching Princess playing her race games, she's getting something old that only fires on half of its cylinders...



And, man, is that time getting close quick!

Daughters are Gods curse visited on fathers with misspent youths.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

... and you don't see it coming until it's too late.

 

[Ishmael]

... and you don't see it coming until it's too late.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yesterday she informed me that she had the $200 necessary to go to Vegas and buy five laps around the track in a fast car of her choice...

 

[Ishmael]

Yesterday she informed me that she had the $200 necessary to go to Vegas and buy five laps around the track in a fast car of her choice...

Life in the fast lane.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I want to fly like an Eagle...

 

[Ishmael]

I want to fly like an Eagle...

Fuckin' Injuns.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The White Man won;t even let me have as much as a feather...



They tell me to go eat crow, so I rip them off at the Turtle Stop with fixed slots.

 

[Ishmael]

The White Man won;t even let me have as much as a feather...



They tell me to go eat crow, so I rip them off at the Turtle Stop with fixed slots.

I was talking to my Navaho buddy this weekend, asked him if he could speak the language. He said, "No, but I can dial in a slot white boy."

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*



We're all 1/32 Cherokee now, even Princess!

 

[Ishmael]

*chuckle*



We're all 1/32 Cherokee now, even Princess!

I'll let my son finish up on that one.

Ishmael

 

[RobDownSouth]

*chuckle*



We're all 1/32 Cherokee now, even Princess!

Only by weight, and even then only until she douches.

 

[Ishmael]

Only by weight, and even then only until she douches.

What a guy.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What a guy.

Ishmael

A Proud Democrat making a typical Democrat response to his "enemies."

 

[islandman]

What a droll thread.

How come Ish doesn't refer to "the kid" by his Lit. name?

 

[Sean]

What a droll thread.

How come Ish doesn't refer to "the kid" by his Lit. name?

He's so drunk he's probably forgotten it.

 

[islandman]

He's so drunk he's probably forgotten it.

Ah.

That would explain the odd sentence structure. Or that he could beat a car with launch control.