Me and my 43 dogs are going to eat literotica.

[Starfish]

For breakfast.

So, Enjoy it while it lasts.

Oh, and remember... some of them look like cats and fish, so beware.... the guises are all innocent looking, until.....






*munch*

 

[Starfish]

Excuse me....

My 43 dogs and I are going to eat literotica for breakfast.

 

[scylis]

can i eat you, your highnessness?

 

[Starfish]

OMyGoodgraciousnessedness!

I think so. Yes.

 

[Impetus]

What? Literotica eaten? Then from where will I get my hot xexxingness? Where? Why is it always the good websites? Why must I always be alooooooooooooone?!?

Ahhh...feeling better.

-I

 

[Starfish]

I must stop this madness. I must be tired. I need energy. I think I'll eat you all for breakfast tomorrow.


First Literotica...... Then Gaudelupe, CA, skipping San Luis Obispo.....


THEN THE WORLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

 

[scylis]

OMyGoodgraciousnessedness!

I think so. Yes.

are you sure? i mean, if not, i could always just leave....

 

[Starfish]

Uh, no, no....... no........


NO! Don't leave me Obi wan.










I think there is some leeway given for a begging hottie. Right?

 

[scylis]

Uh, no, no....... no........


NO! Don't leave me Obi wan.










I think there is some leeway given for a begging hottie. Right?

well, ok, if you think that's breast.

er.. best! best! if you think that's best.

errr....

 

[Impetus]

Will that make San Luis Obispo an Island in the middle of the ocean off the coast of Nevada? Would that make nearly every place in the city beachfront property? Would that make it easier to sun, surf, and swim? Would that make it easier for me to find a plane that flew up to Seattle from here? Cause that would be cool.

-I

 

[Starfish]

That's the idea. It's a go. I'll start around 7am.

See, cept for if it means that I have toeat dear darling Problem Child. I cannot do that. I have to make a possible exception for anything that would cause that.

Oh, and by that, I mean that I will eat only the surrounding area of Laurel and Manu's house, leaving them at about a ten mile radius. I will however, eat anyone or anything that they don't want left on their island.

Oh, and I won't eat DCL and his wife.

 

[Nathon_88]

That's the idea. It's a go. I'll start around 7am.

See, cept for if it means that I have toeat dear darling Problem Child. I cannot do that. I have to make a possible exception for anything that would cause that.

Oh, and by that, I mean that I will eat only the surrounding area of Laurel and Manu's house, leaving them at about a ten mile radius. I will however, eat anyone or anything that they don't want left on their island.

Oh, and I won't eat DCL and his wife.

Hmmm.....possible to avoid this? What if I agree to be your personal sex slave for the next....30 years?

 

[TWB]

Me and my 43 dogs are going to eat literotica. For breakfast.

So, Enjoy it while it lasts.

Oh, and remember... some of them look like cats and fish, so beware.... the guises are all innocent looking, until.....

*munch*

Maybe I am punchy and tired, but I think that is very funny.

 

[Impetus]

Yes! We will sacrifice Nathon to the godess of...well...of hungry dogs, evidently.

-I

 

[Starfish]

oH my fucKing GAWD!

i wish I could pull this off.....


Wouldn't you just shit if you tried to log onto the literotica bb tomorrow and there was just a picture of me and the pets with little broken models and things hanging out of our mouths?

Oh, sigh. Maybe I should have got with Laurel on that one.

 

[Impetus]

There's still time! You could quick program the '43 hungry dogs' virus and...uh... No, wait, you could head over to wherevertheheck they keep the server and start chewing away...

-I

 

[Nathon_88]

*chuckles* But then you wouldn't get your sexual slave......Since if this doesn't happen, I'll assume you took pity on us, and take the plane ticket to you, and strip, rub you down with hot oil, and leave you for whoever you want.

 

[Starfish]

My code has been fuckin wrecked. I've got sheets of it, and it's all been trashed.

I don't know if I can't execute the program now.


Sex slave. What about Tech nerd?


Abort Program, Abort Program

 

[Khadgar]

you cannot eat lit, for lit was ripped untimely from it's mothins womb!



oh god that was bad....

 

[Starfish]

I got up late, and have to go to work at noon. I won't be able to eat literotica today, but maybe the dogs and I will start for dinner.


We shall see.

 

[TWB]

I am still laughing.

 

[perks]

do you need some condiments?

 

[Wiggles]

Is Starfish smoking or eating her plants this time?

 

[Starfish]

See, This isn't about drugs. I've smoked a half of dank sensi x NL and I am still not able to get my appetite up.

After a day of trying to just get through the bathrooms here, I am giving up. Even the dogs agree, this place is rubbery, sticky as hell, and really kind of skanky.

*blech*

You realize how many of these guys just shoot thier loads and leave em where they lie? *blech again* Trying to eat the tiling is bad enough, but residually dried up, and then comed over again tile is just fucking rank to try and choke down.


I've decided not to eat literotica.

Nevermind.

 

[Guest]

*breaking into song*

"Feed me!!"

"Suddenly Starfish......"