Maybe we should call them "Tinkerbells"...?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Tiny little buzzing gnats. "Trolls" doesn't seem to suit them any more.

Or how about "Faery Folk"? I like that one.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Vote For

TongueClentchers

Or Perhaps Laurel Should Insert A Troll Icon For Us To Use!

 

[Dillinger]

Fucked up scum sucking liver replacement candidates who have no concept of how stupid and idiotic they appear and who, if there is any justice, are right now hunkered down with Bin Laden in a cave with an ICBM targeted for the pimply asses?

Nah... Tinkerbell works for me.

 

[Guest]

Dixon, I'll show you my bells if you show me your's LOL

 

[LukkyKnight]

not catchy enough

People say kleenex, not facial tissue.

People say go xerox me a copy...

I think trolls is likely to stick from a marketing point of view. It evokes imagery of ugly, belligerent, dull-witted fools who only know one way to attack. The problem is that ours tend to give the real ones a bad name, but on the whole I don't think the real ones have enough political clout we need to worry ourselves over it - at least until they unionize.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I, as an Imp of LitLand, take offense to that.

 

[ZoeKat]

Myst is right..what have you guys got against tink? and the impish?

i say we call them "tace"..with RudeAssNastyBitch's idea incorporated as a "tace"seal we can stick on the threads/replies?

 

[Guest]

unionize? wow, now there's an idea

*making note to bring the idea up at the next Troll Board meeting*

yeah, they'll all think I'm brilliant! hehehehe

 

[Harbinger]

The ones we have here are really an embarrassment. There's just no quality to them!

I think we should call them "pussyfarts". The same kind of noise, but no real substance.

 

[Guest]

Tiny little buzzing gnats. "Trolls" doesn't seem to suit them any more.

Or how about "Faery Folk"? I like that one.

How about non-Dixon sycophants......just because people don't want to sing your praises doesn't make them trolls.

 

[bluntforcemama]

pussy farts? That's not nice... for the women. I don't know about you, but if I'm having acrobatic sex, the only thing to keep air from getting trapped in my uterus would be to NOT have sex of any kind, or else play "Smashing Pumpkins" as loud as possible. Now what would the board be like without the trolls? Kind of boring, I suspect.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Re: Re: Maybe we should call them "Tinkerbells"...?

How about non-Dixon sycophants......just because people don't want to sing your praises doesn't make them trolls.

Oh, I like this troll, he's smart. He actually knows what a syncophant is and how to use it. Damn... I'm impressed, and I'm not being facetious.

 

[Harbinger]

I didn't mean for "pussyfarts" to offend. I just considered it one of those facts of life. I would be surprised if the consensus at Lit would be to ban "pussyfart" as over the line after some of the hair raisers I've read. I don't mind if people tell me they don't like it, though.

As for the troll, it already used the word "sycophants" in an adjacent thread. One more time and it loses any points for vocabulary. Maybe it has one of those daily word calendars. I can't wait to see what cool word it uses tomorrow!

 

[Guest]

you're right Myst, very boring!

just think about it......Harbinger........day in and day out
can't get more boring than that. In fact I do believe I'd rather watch mold grow between my toes.

 

[Dillinger]

syncophant psychiatric psyloscibin phosphorescent photo-electric concubine contraction confessor coalesce connive intrinsic unencumbered escapade elastici

 

[Harbinger]

In fact I do believe I'd rather watch mold grow between my toes.

Wouldn't that be a bit too mentally challenging compared to anonymous trolling, pussyfart?

 

[Guest]

yeah, you're right, guess I'll just stick with the job I have.

pussyfart? Harby, you're flirtin with me again gawd I love it when you talk nasty.

CUMSCUM! (am I getting better harby?)

 

[Guest]

come to think of it I would probably have to have a degree to watch mold grow. Being a troll is easy.......in fact so easy that even you could do it Harby

 

[Harbinger]

Well, you're certainly not trying very hard.