Maybe they need to build a wall.

One sometimes hears rumors about an English-speaking, or in some accounts French-speaking, country to the north of the U.S. Supposedly, the people put maple syrup on baked beans and cheese curds on fries and call ham "bacon," the national sport is ice hockey, of all things!, and the police wear some kind of over-the-top bondage fetish gear.

Needless to say, all this is pure UL. You'd have better luck finding the Seven Cities of Cibola!
 
All the Canadians are down here in Fla.

Every fifth car is Canadian, crowded in between the NY'ers.
 
Yeah, Canada needs to do what we did, build a big and beautiful wall and get Mexico to pay for it. Mexicans have lots of money.
 
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