Maybe it's just me...

[Liar]

...and the fact that it's way too late over ere, but I found those pretty damn funny:

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

 

[Kate.E]

Dare I ask how you found that site?

 

[stingray61]

Yup those are funny, Queersetti used them earlier to give someone here a hard time.

 

[Liar]

Dare I ask how you found that site?

It's one of my jobs. No, really. I get paid scouting the net for weird things.

 

[Kate.E]

LMAO
That is one hell of a good job. Does it pay well?

 

[Liar]

LMAO
That is one hell of a good job. Does it pay well?

Not as well as it should. I frequently strain my grin muscles, but they don't consider that a work realated injury.

 

[Liar]

Another one from work:
Chuck Chuck

 

[purple_angel]

...and the fact that it's way too late over ere, but I found those pretty damn funny:

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

Liar - I am sorry but please put warnings on such web - addresses - this one made me lose my dinner - and it was a really nice dinner too!

 

[Liar]

Liar - I am sorry but please put warnings on such web - addresses - this one made me lose my dinner - and it was a really nice dinner too!

Where did you lose it? Dinners sometimes have a tendency to wander off by themselves. Especially in the park at mating season. Sprinkle some crumbled parmessan on your doorstep, and you'll see that it will come back home once it's hungry.

Unless it gets confused and eats itself. That would really suck.

 

[purple_angel]

Where did you lose it? Dinners sometimes have a tendency to wander off by themselves. Especially in the park at mating season. Sprinkle some crumbled parmessan on your doorstep, and you'll see that it will come back home once it's hungry.

Unless it gets confused and eats itself. That would really suck.

Oh I can tell you exactly where. when and how I lost my dinner - if you really want me to - it is not a case for the police tho

 

[Liar]

Oh I can tell you exactly where. when and how I lost my dinner - if you really want me to - it is not a case for the police tho

Locked it in your car along with the yeys again, didja?

 

[carsonshepherd]

That was wonderful... Liar, marry me.

 

[cloudy]

Lord of the Tube Socks????

I'd love to have your job, Liar.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I loved those. I laughed so hard that the SO came running in to see what was going on. I especially loved "Too bad Camaros hadn't been invented yet." Blessings on you, Liar.

Shanglan

 

[purple_angel]

Locked it in your car along with the yeys again, didja?

Shit - were you watching me?

 

[carsonshepherd]

How could he tell her he had no friggin' clue where they were going?

 

[Liar]

Shit - were you watching me?

I like to watch.

 

[purple_angel]

I like to watch.[/QUO
Mmm - tell me more big boy!

 

[Guest]

Lord of the Hissy Fit... ehhehehe.. loved it
and rubber man.. youngest is dying to play that...

 

[Guest]

Another one from work:
Chuck Chuck

great...super... fabulous...wonderbra!
now my kid is pestering me to play it when i want to.... HUGE SIGH

 

[CWatson]

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

It wasn't just you.

"Lord of the Hissy Fit"? Yeah. That sounds about right. Oh, and, "The Toy In Daddy's Pants" is just totally absolutely wrong. Now all we need is to adhere to Raymond Chandler's advice:

When in doubt, have a man come through a door with a gun in his hand.

"Percival," Camilla hissed, "return my garment at once, or face the hideous wrath of my undending distaste!"
"No," said Percival, aglow with righteous indignation.
Camilla regarded the situation with unfettered anxiety. It was an impasse, like a one-lane highway when you're stuck behind a really slow 80-year old driver. Now what would she do?
Suddenly, Bruce burst out of the closet with a gun in his hand! "Oh NO!" shrieked Camilla.

--Right. I'm shutting up now.

~CWatson
(contributing nothing useful)

 

[Guest]

It wasn't just you.

"Lord of the Hissy Fit"? Yeah. That sounds about right. Oh, and, "The Toy In Daddy's Pants" is just totally absolutely wrong. Now all we need is to adhere to Raymond Chandler's advice:
--Right. I'm shutting up now.

~CWatson
(contributing nothing useful)

please dont... i enjoyed it muchly.
still LOL

 

[rgraham666]

--Right. I'm shutting up now.

Thanks.

 

[Guest]

Here, try THIS one.

Or if you like bashing Penguins... Try this one.