Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner

[evelyn_carroll]

No, not the French trademark of the London Rubber Company, but someone who lives and works in the Metrolops. Are there any other Literotica authors or readers in this locality that want to exchange (preferably smutty but intelligent) emails in the forlorn hope that that they might lead to the hottest sex one day? Please bear in mind that you can't tell just from my name whether I am male or female. By all means try to guess.

I'm kinda hoping to set up a virtual creative writing workshop round here too (although hot sex is clearly a much more pressing priiority).

 

[lord_bob]

hahaha, I think we can try to guess your gender, and unless your parents had a failry odd sense of humour, or even you, I'm going to say female, not that either bothers me.
Though I am actually up in manchester, but who knows London isn't that far relatively

And atleast you've got your priorities straight

 

[evelyn_carroll]

Bob, huh. Can I call you Sir? Even Virgin Trains can ‘transport me’.

 

[lord_bob]

yes you can call me sir, I'm getting quite a taste for it. Though my name's no actually bob

Even virgin trains can transport you....how enigmatic lol

 

[Franglais71]

hello

Well Hello,

How are you?
What should we call you?
Mistress perhaps,

Am a guy, about 70 miles south west of London,
maybe we can communicate a little further.

I shall keep an eye on you 2,

Love and hugs,

 

[LaraCB]

hummmmm....a new Brit thread....Hi all hope you are having a good Sunday

 

[KinkyBoyUK]

im not from london either, a bit further north, but im very sure that many londoners are on here. but as you said no where in this country is too far away!

 

[lord_bob]

Well Hello,

How are you?
What should we call you?
Mistress perhaps,

Am a guy, about 70 miles south west of London,
maybe we can communicate a little further.

I shall keep an eye on you 2,

Love and hugs,

you do realise that they havent actually revealed their gender? silly boy

 

[LaraCB]

sooo....male or female ...Ummmmm

 

[Franglais71]

Sometimes surprises are good, no?

We will see, i guess at some point,

 

[lord_bob]

Sometimes surprises are good, no?

We will see, i guess at some point,

do you ever read anything you actually type *shakes head*

 

[Franglais71]

whatever............................................

 

[evelyn_carroll]

All messages read

I am yours. Take me. Fight it out amongst yourselves. Pleases don't leave scars. I hate violence.

 

[lord_bob]

well since nobody else seems to be around , and we would never dream of leaving scars on you lol

 

[evelyn_carroll]

There's a certain tension here...

... because the local shuts early on a Sunday and I hesitate to save money by going to the nearest Witherspoons. Call me fickle if you will.

 

[lord_bob]

hmmm certainly dangerous

 

[evelyn_carroll]

Well...

I thought gender was something to do with grammar 'an stuff!

 

[lord_bob]

nooo gender is the sex, it can be to with language but only in bascially everything else besides english lol

 

[25dvd]

hey,

Im almost from London! Live in Milton Keynes, but work in London lots!

 

[bush59]

A man for sure no doubt at all..................

 

[slain]

i'm from near London.. smutty and intelligent emails, you say? sounds good to me.

the hot sex? my girlfriend would probably take issue.

but hot and smutty emails, if you like, are just fine by me.

 

[Jason Danger]

Just my bleedin luck!

I am a pure London boy born and bred and still living ... just. I can guarantee that evelyn is a person of the male gender because that is my luck!

Good afternoon and pip pip!!