Maybe I'll let you PM me.

[jsmiam]

Write me a fifty word paper, convincing me that you're worthy.

I'm a 50 year old completely spectacular (and modest, the best ever at being modest) male. In your paper, you must try to convince me of your worthiness as a female counterpart.

Must begin with "it was a dark and stormy night." Ok, tell you what, I'll let you use 57 words total since you have to use my first seven words.

 

[Nerissa2]

Interested to know how many "papers" you've received.

 

[jsmiam]

Interested to know how many "papers" you've received.

Oh, hundreds... I've had to copy and paste since my mailbox got filled! Thousands! I mean, ok, maybe I'm rounding up a bit..

 

[CuriousSquirrel]

It was a dark and stormy night.... So I fell asleep.... The end...
( there, only used 13 words....)

 

[jsmiam]

It was a dark and stormy night.... So I fell asleep.... The end...
( there, only used 13 words....)

It was a dark and stormy night.... So I fell asleep dreaming of jsmiam galloping through the puddled water on his white steed, his golden locks flowing in the wind, a single rose clenched by its stalk in his teeth. "Take me!" I cried out to him excitedly. The end...

There. I filled in an ending for ya...

 

[CuriousSquirrel]

Nope... Didn't dream that at all, I had a dream about my cats talking instead

 

[naughtyjosh]

Nope... Didn't dream that at all, I had a dream about my cats talking instead

Cats are some scary little shits..

 

[ProfQ1955]

Cats are some scary little shits..

Especially if they have control of just one claw on their paw.

 

[Honeysuckles837]

It was a dark and stormy night and not a creature was stirring or so I thought...

 

[jsmiam]

Nope... Didn't dream that at all, I had a dream about my cats talking instead

Taking notes. "So. You dream about cats talking. How does zat make you feel?"

;-)

 

[CuriousSquirrel]

Taking notes. "So. You dream about cats talking. How does zat make you feel?"

;-)

It makes me feel normal.... Or a crazy cat lady in training... Haven't decided yet.

 

[Tech_Director]

Nope... Didn't dream that at all, I had a dream about my cats talking instead

Oh My...cats and squirrels talking? It's a sign that this is the end of all that we know. Next you'll have squirrels becoming cats or kittens and then....

 

[Bookishleigh]

Write me a fifty word paper, convincing me that you're worthy.

I'm a 50 year old completely spectacular (and modest, the best ever at being modest) male. In your paper, you must try to convince me of your worthiness as a female counterpart.

Must begin with "it was a dark and stormy night." Ok, tell you what, I'll let you use 57 words total since you have to use my first seven words.

Are you crushing asses?

http://i.imgur.com/zYA62DW.gif

 

[jsmiam]

It makes me feel normal.... Or a crazy cat lady in training... Haven't decided yet.

Ooooh, crazy cat ladies are hot! Do you wear quilted nightgowns when you walk your cats? (Obviously, you walk them, right?) Oh baby!

 

[jsmiam]

Are you crushing asses?

http://i.imgur.com/zYA62DW.gif

Squeeeeeezing... ;-)

But inspired by crrrrushinggg...

 

[CuriousSquirrel]

Ooooh, crazy cat ladies are hot! Do you wear quilted nightgowns when you walk your cats? (Obviously, you walk them, right?) Oh baby!

Quilted nightgowns went out of style a while ago... and yes, I have harnesses and leashes for my kitties

 

[jsmiam]

Quilted nightgowns went out of style a while ago... and yes, I have harnesses and leashes for my kitties

A sense of style? What kind of crazy cat lady are you??

 

[CuriousSquirrel]

A sense of style? What kind of crazy cat lady are you??

One that still has a bit of a life. I guess when we get old we can have the honor of wearing a quilted nightgown. Until then, we still have a bit of a life.

 

[jsmiam]

One that still has a bit of a life. I guess when we get old we can have the honor of wearing a quilted nightgown. Until then, we still have a bit of a life.

Hmm.. You sound perfectly rational and sane. You're not a crazy cat lady at all, are you? You're just a regular cat lady!

You're going to need a minimum of 25 cats to qualify. And you'll love the quilted robe, and you'll wear it when you drive your shopping cart to the store for cat food.

 

[CuriousSquirrel]

Hmm.. You sound perfectly rational and sane. You're not a crazy cat lady at all, are you? You're just a regular cat lady!

You're going to need a minimum of 25 cats to qualify. And you'll love the quilted robe, and you'll wear it when you drive your shopping cart to the store for cat food.

I put on a sane front for people until they really get to know me... And 25 cats? I can do that. I just need 23 more to go! But I will skip wearing that robe out to the store. I will just wear tshirts that have cats all over them instead

 

[jsmiam]

I put on a sane front for people until they really get to know me... And 25 cats? I can do that. I just need 23 more to go! But I will skip wearing that robe out to the store. I will just wear tshirts that have cats all over them instead

Sane, sane, sane... Sorry to have to be so hard on you!

 

[CuriousSquirrel]

Sane, sane, sane... Sorry to have to be so hard on you!

You aren't being hard on me!

 

[jsmiam]

You aren't being hard on me!

Well, as a male, I'm obligated to become a teen aged boy and snicker whenever the words "hard" and "on" are used next to one another. Double snickers when others say it.

And when a cat lady says it.. Look out! ;-)