Virtual_Burlesque
Former Ecdysiast
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As a newcomer to the True North I am in a position to be easily duped.
With this firmly in mind, I should like to pass on the following information that in the far north amongst the Esquimeaux May 1st is a popular holiday.
On this date all of The People over the age of puberty but still unripe to depart upon a rapidly diminishing iceberg take part in a community celebration.
At the climactical moment the entire celebration breaks into spontaneous if idiocincratic dance while repeating over and over the following refrain.
“Hooray! Hooray! The First of May!
Outdoor fucking starts today!”
I retain only a few doubts about the authenticity of this information.
With this firmly in mind, I should like to pass on the following information that in the far north amongst the Esquimeaux May 1st is a popular holiday.
On this date all of The People over the age of puberty but still unripe to depart upon a rapidly diminishing iceberg take part in a community celebration.
At the climactical moment the entire celebration breaks into spontaneous if idiocincratic dance while repeating over and over the following refrain.
“Hooray! Hooray! The First of May!
Outdoor fucking starts today!”
I retain only a few doubts about the authenticity of this information.