Maximum Age on Literotica

[NoJo]

I'm writing a new "stroke" story (about a guy who has a stroke during sex), and I have a question:

What's the maximum legal age for stories on Literotica?

 

[oggbashan]

I'm several thousand years dead and I don't think I'm too old.

Og

 

[damppanties]

(65x) * (-78y) / 56cos90 + author's age - author's vital stats.

 

[Liar]

I don't think there are any stories on Lit that are older than a few years.

 

[MercyMia]

I'm writing a new "stroke" story (about a guy who has a stroke during sex), and I have a question:

What's the maximum legal age for stories on Literotica?

LOL, SubJoe...you have a well-seasoned sense of humor and this is the second time in 2 minutes that you've pulled my leg (quite unintentionally, I'm sure!).

Happy April Fool's!

 

[oggbashan]

My short Earth Day story 'Hedgehog Feud' is about a couple in their late 70s. I don't think that is a record for Literotica.

You could check out the Mature category.

Og

 

[NoJo]

Okay -- any advance on late '70's?

Mine takes place in a Jewish old-age home.



She ran her fingers slowly down his long, hard member.

"Get off my walking stick, woman!"

"Vot did you say?"

"I don't remember..."

"Vot?"

"I'm toisty.."

"Are dese yours?"

"No, I have mine in my mout'".

"I find dem in my pants. Dey look like yoirs"

"You remind me of my toid vife."

"Vot, you're divorced?"

"Vidower".

"She died from a stroke?"

"Nahh, I moidered her. Foist, I cut her into little peices. Den, I fed de little pieces to de neighbors Joyman Shepherd dat kept pooping on my lawn"

"So, you're single... Hey, bubbe, put your hend on dese. Pretty foim, huh?"

 

[Shock Chick]

114 (If you throw a shed load of viagra and a pump into the story).

 

[NoJo]

I try to deal sympathetically and realistically with the unique problems and issues of people advanced years. I hope it doesn't come out patronizing. I want to show that sexuality is a state of mind that knows no age limits...


"My vife and I are having problems in the bedroom department"

"You're not finding it as easy as ven you voz younger?"

"I'm not finding it at all! I know it vos upstairs somewhere, near the landing."

"Don't vorry, I noticed de same problem vit my tventy-year old."

"Your grandson?"

"No my husband."

"Oh. Ven did you notice dis problem?"

"Tvice last night, once dis morning."

 

[Guest]

What's the maximum legal age for stories on Literotica?

No limit, just so there's a pulse.

Please keep writing (I'm filing your posts for future reference).

Perdita la Viejita

 

[snooper]

Re: Re: Maximum Age on Literotica

No limit, just so there's a pulse...

Are you sure that's a requirement? I am sure I saw some necrophilia in Erotic Horror.