MAXIM says...Legs Tell All

[TonyG]

Here's how to spot the easier person to pick up at a party or club based on their 'leg language'.
How do your legs rate on this scale?


If a guy's legs are:
-crossed over the thighs - good for general talk
-crossed over the knees - good for party talk
-crossed with foot on knee - good for party fun
-uncrossed and tight at the knee - stay away
-uncrossed and straight down - good for sexy talk
-uncrossed and spaced wider than hips - good for all night fun
-uncrossed and spaced real wide - easy mark but only good for 'short' period

If a girl's legs are:
-crossed over the thighs - good for general talk
-crossed over the knees with shoe dangling - good for party talk and maybe more
-uncrossed and tight at the knee - stay away
-uncrossed and straight down - good for sexy talk and possibly more
-uncrossed and spaced wider than hips - good for sexy night and maybe morning
-uncrossed and spaced real wide - You will get it but you may not want it

 

[Angel]

What about crossed at the ANKLES?!?!?

 

[Lil-Brandi]

LOL...this is too funny!

ok...so theres my answer..."this is too funny"...Ooohhh you want my leg theory!

I always sit like a lady...and NO that doesn't mean I can't be good for sexy talk, a long sexy night, or good morning!!! My legs out in public are usually crossed over the thigh, or crossed over the knee with shoe dangling. Heck, with some of the skirts and outfits I wear, I couldn't sit with my legs spaced wider than my hips, if a tried! LOL

 

[Beebeeblue]

Im with Angel. I have a bum knee, so usually I sit with my ankles crossed. What is that one eh???????

 

[Angel]

Exactly. I had my knee smashed out in highschool when I played softball, two operations and It gets REALLY stiff or painful if I sit any other way. My legs are almost ALWAYS crossed at the ankle,unless I need to adjust for stiffness, then I cross at the knee for a few moments.

 

[jcgirl]

I always sit with one leg under me......what does that one mean?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

I would never sit with my legs spread wider than my hips unless I was wearing jeans.


or maybe if I was flashing you

 

[Rosebud]

I also sit crossed at the ankles...
I believe it means...take me home and get ready to strap me on for one hell of a ride

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I sit with one ankle under the other knee when I'm putering. And then I'm usually an easy mark, so IM me.

At a party is usually sit with my legs crossed at the ankle, but my knees about hip width. Or crossed with one foot on my knee. Assuming the ankles counts as uncrossed, MAXIM has it right, again. Damn it sucks to be pigeion holed.

 

[Siren]

Getting the 'strap on' for Rosey.....

 

[Rosebud]

LMFAO
You are funny and evil Siren....I like that

 

[Siren]

So come here with those legs of yours.....

 

[Rosebud]

no prob...my thorns retrack for the people i love

 

[Beaker]

no prob...my thorns retrack for the people i love

Meep me Rosie!

 

[Rosebud]

MEEEEEPPPP SLURP SLURP SUCK SUCK LICK LICK>>>MEEEEEEPPPPPP
how was that beaker

 

[Beebeeblue]

Rose...youre so special!!! MWAH!

 

[TonyG]

Rosebud, Angel, Beebeeblue and jcgirl

After doing some research with Playboy on-line (don't tell Maxim) I found that sitting with legs crossed at the ankle means 'Indicisive and elusive'. Sitting with a leg under your body means 'set in her ways, not open to new ideas'.

Countess:
Maxim stated the test was for the ladies wearing pants not a skirt/dress. But, if you want to flash me I'll be sure to respond

 

[Guest]

What about a girl with her right ankle on her left knee?

 

[Angel]

Thank you t_g.

I will have to play up that elusive thing now that I know hehehe

 

[Guru]