mature

[Greyghost]

I would like to have a email relationship with women over 40 that still like sex to email me or leave me a message here thank you.

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Bless!
I can see you're really going to light up that suitcase with this request, Greyghost.

Sorry. I'm just being cheeky. They should really have sent somebody less irritating to welcome you. Guess I'll just have to do:

WELCOME TO LITEROTICA!

rachel
xox

ps - it takes 16 posts to light the suitcase. I'm rooting for you now.

 

[Guest]

Are you looking for only a 40+ pen pal? I'm a 22 y/o pervert who loves sex and would love to chat!

 

[Dickfer]

I'll help you out on lighting things up!

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Aha! Twisted Firestarter, eh?

rachel
xox

 

[Firesprite]

somebody said fire???

 

[Whispersecret]

HEY! Didn't we already establish the fact that we're not supposed to yell "Fire!" in a crowded bulletin board??? I mean, free speech is fine and all but...

 

[Guest]

ok. who's got the board? let's start checking off these names.

GREYGHOST
PICABIA
TIGGS
DICKFER
PICABIA

hang on! picabia's here twice. I'm going to have to start again.

GREYGHOST
PICABIA
TIGGS
DICKFER
FIRESPRITE
WHISPERSECRET

ok. who knows the rest of the drill? do we congregate under 'brief physical description'? that's where it was the last...

hold it!!!

alarm!!! who's job is it to set off the alarm?

oh, god!!!

DON'T PANIC!!! DON'T PANIC!!! WHATEVER YOU DO... DON'T PANIC!!!

 

[Nobody Special]

hearing the Fire alarm, Running into the room with My mighty hose to put it out. "Where is the FIRE?, WHERE IS THE FIRE?", Looking around. "No flames here, But look at those HOT BODS that set the alrms off, ouch!!!! Thanks for the veiw ladies,

BTW any one want to play with my hose wile it's out???"

No offence guys.

E

 

[Guest]

I'll ask you kindly to put that thing away. that's a safety hazard sir. someone might trip over it and set the fire alarm... ooops....

....BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH, GOD. FIRE!!!!! FIRE!!!!!! DON'T PANIC!!!! DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!!

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

You guys, quit being such a tease to poor greyghost! Every time you guys post a reply, he gets his hopes up for the elusive 40+ woman to come knock him off his feet. I'll be 40 in a few months, Greyghost... but with a name like that, is it too much to hope that you're under 21?

 

[Lajo]

Originally posted by Tiggs:
Are you looking for only a 40+ pen pal? I'm a 22 y/o pervert who loves sex and would love to chat!

A woman after my own....heart. I love sex and will chat Tiggs!

And as for the fire thing. I've always wondered if it is ok to yell MOVIE! in a crowded firehouse

And good luck on your search, greyghost

 

[Guest]

it's ok EOD. greyghost got sick of our pyromaniac tomfoolery a while back. he's started a new strand called 'MATURE CHAT'. has anybody been over there to talk to him about the fire drill yet?