Mature Woman Be my Pet

[cockmstr]

If you are interested in long term subjugation and willing to be trained as my personal pet then contact me off-forum at

I'd like to make sure that you understand what I say:

a) You can only chat with me inititially at g-talk.
b) In ur first letter you must provide me with detailed bio-data and your greatest fear in life.
c) You MUST first stick either a dildo/banana/carrot/phallic object in ur cunt b4 u write to me.
d) I shall not bother checking Literotica for messages , only my gmail
e) Describe yourself in about 200 words.

Mature women who are professionally well settled enc ouraged to apply.

 

[Netzach]

If you are interested in long term subjugation and willing to be trained as my personal pet then contact me off-forum

I'd like to make sure that you understand what I say:

a) You can only chat with me inititially at g-talk.
b) In ur first letter you must provide me with detailed bio-data and your greatest fear in life.
c) You MUST first stick either a dildo/banana/carrot/phallic object in ur cunt b4 u write to me.
d) I shall not bother checking Literotica for messages , only my gmail
e) Describe yourself in about 200 words.

Mature women who are professionally well settled enc ouraged to apply.

 

[RJMasters]

If you listen real hard you can almost hear the mature women making mad dashes to the fruit bowl and rushing to get back to the keyboard....

LMAO

 

[FunwithRyleigh]

If you listen real hard you can almost hear the mature women making mad dashes to the fruit bowl and rushing to get back to the keyboard....

LMAO

I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard... thank you....

 

[bridgeburner]

If you listen real hard you can almost hear the mature women making mad dashes to the fruit bowl and rushing to get back to the keyboard....

LMAO

This was me exactly!!! But in my rush to get back the computer the banana shot out of my cunt and I accidently stepped on it. I slipped and fell and broke my gullible bone.

 

[RJMasters]

This was me exactly!!! But in my rush to get back the computer the banana shot out of my cunt and I accidently stepped on it. I slipped and fell and broke my gullible bone.

I thought for a second you were going to say you did the splitz.... (clears throat and uses best FogHorn Leghorn voice) ...banana splitz that is.

 

[bridgeburner]

I thought for a second you were going to say you did the splitz.... (clears throat and uses best FogHorn Leghorn voice) ...banana splitz that is.

Ha! Oh, man, that's SO much better!

 

[graceanne]

I have never been so relieved to be immature in my whole life.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Might be waiting a long time I suspect if he is not going to check Lit, given email addies have to be removed according to Lit rules. The cheek of it using their services but not wanting to return to check the response!! I daresay there won't be a response as most mature women would spot the red flags a mile off...well I hope they would. And now to move this to the Personals where the intelligent PYL's can work out for themselves is the correct place to post ads.

Catalina

 

[CuriousFL]

Damn that is funny, the master getting the verbal beat down.

 

[DarkSteven]

Um, THAT was no Master!

 

[Etoile]

Professionally well settled?

*snorts*