Mature Senator Seeks Hot Young Lobbyist

[John_McCain]

73 year old Senator looking for a romantic relationship with a young female lobbyist. If you work for a telecom or Big Pharma go to the head of the line.

Interests include fundraising, drinking scotch and bombing Iran back to the stone age.

 

[another_typo]

That made me laugh.

Nice!

 

[stuff7373]

*starts a slow clap*

Well played.

 

[ridged]

haha, thats great

 

[Plainly_Jane]

Would it be helpful

if the lobbyist looked like a younger version of the Senator's wife?