Mature looking for bride

[sirhugs]

70+ P divorced decades ago & swore he would never marry again. But now that he's retired & slowed down he finds that cleaning services, maids, and dating services just don't cut it, so he decides to find a new wife.


But he doesn't know how....

 

[Hypoxia]

Craigslist, of course.

 

[Carnevil9]

If he wants a bride primarily for cleaning and made service, he is barking up the wrong tree. Unless he goes with a Filipino mail order bride, of course.

He should rent out a room & board to a nursing student at a discount rate on the understanding that she will devote some time to taking care of his medical needs. And he should get an age-appropriate girlfriend with Parkinson's to give him handjobs.

 

[Yerkiddin]

Why not ride a cruise ship? Can he dance?

 

[Hypoxia]

He engages an agency, giving his personal data and criteria. The agency screens and rents him "test wives" by the week. Sometimes two are there, their weeks overlapping. Do they compete, collaborate, or what?.