Mature Country Bumpkin looking for a woman for a hot tub soak

[TheRepairman]

Mature Country Bumpkin looking for an expert on wine and Bigfoot howls

Gentleman is looking for a 40ish to 60ish woman for an evening soak and chat. Tonight in the Midwest the weather is calling clear weather and mid 30’s. It would be a perfect evening to share a soak in the hot tub. A glass of wine for you, a tumbler of Old Forester for me.. A fluffy towel rolled up as a pillow for your head. You can relax as we chat and watch the fireflies dance in the flickering glow of the stone firepit. As the evening wears on we can debate the howls in the distance. Are they coyotes warning others to stay off their turf? Perhaps the howls are a lonely Sasquatch looking for a mate. I hope to see a PM from you tonight. Oh and I promise to close my eyes as you step into the hot tub and sink into the bubbling heated waters beside me.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

50ish County Gentleman is looking for a 40ish to 60ish woman for an evening soak and chat. Tonight in the Midwest the weather is calling clear weather and mid 30’s. It would be a perfect evening to share a soak in the hot tub. A glass of wine for you, a tumbler of Old Forester for me.. A fluffy towel rolled up as a pillow for your head. You can relax as we chat and watch the fireflies dance in the flickering glow of the stone firepit. As the evening wears on we can debate the howls in the distance. Are they coyotes warning others to stay off their turf? Perhaps the howls are a lonely Sasquatch looking for a mate. I hope to see a PM from you tonight. Oh and I promise to close my eyes as you step into the hot tub and sink into the bubbling heated waters beside me.

I need to move to the mid-west...

This is a gorgeous ad, beautifully written and evoking something that made my eyes prick with tears a little. I so hope you find what you are looking for,