Mature but not past it...

[oggbashan]

From today's Sunday Times:

"Romantics of the Week

A bride and groom were stopped by police after having sex as they drove away from their wedding ceremony. A traffic patrol stopped the Fiat Punto in Bergamo, northern Italy, when they spotted it weaving from side to side down a busy road.

Inside they found the bride sitting astride the partially naked groom as he drove. The groom is 70 years old, the bride 59."

It must be all that olive oil...

Og

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

Way to go.

 

[Weepingguitar]

See, that's why it's better to get a limo and have someone else drive...or at least a taxi

 

[Guest]

See, that's why it's better to get a limo and have someone else drive...or at least a taxi

That's what the minister who married us said. You won't be thinking straight, someone else needs to drive.

Which was a good idea. We had the maid of honor and best man with us, and a well-stocked cooler, and we each managed to slam a few drinks before we made it to the reception.

 

[rgraham666]

Woohoo! Way to go, people!

There's hope for me yet.

 

[impressive]

I'm sure as hell not gonna let dentures and Depends stop me! I wanna be gettin' busy right up to the day I keel over.

More power to 'em!

 

[TxRad]

Yeap... this comes under the heading of I may be old but i ain't dead yet.....

I'm with you Imp... I want to go in bed with a beautiful lady trying her best to kill me and me trying to stab her to death with a blunt instument.....

 

[Guest]

Yeap... this comes under the heading of I may be old but i ain't dead yet.....

I'm with you Imp... I want to go in bed with a beautiful lady trying her best to kill me and me trying to stab her to death with a blunt instument.....

death by spoon is never pretty.

 

[R. Richard]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I hope to die at age 125-years-old via a combination of gunshot wound and drowning in a vat of Glenfiddich as I am caught in the act by a jealous husband just after I finish satisfying his 18-year-old nymphomaniac wife!

 

[rgraham666]

It's good to have dreams.

 

[zeb1094]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I hope to die at age 125-years-old via a combination of gunshot wound and drowning in a vat of Glenfiddich as I am caught in the act by a jealous husband just after I finish satisfying his 18-year-old nymphomaniac wife!

I guess we can all dream.

 

[TxRad]

death by spoon is never pretty.

Spoon or shoe horn?