Mattress Sales Demo

[sirhugs]

Ginger is a bit ditzy. She takes a job at the Mattress Warehouse. She notices that when she bounces on a bed, all the guys & a lot of the women stare at her chest. If she lies back on the surface, eyes travel up and down her perfect body.

Her boss finally tells her that of she doesn't start making sales, she won't have a job. So Ginger wonders what she can do...

 

[LWulf]

You got this idea from watching reruns of the Man Show, didn't you?

 

[sirhugs]

You got this idea from watching reruns of the Man Show, didn't you?

never seen that show

 

[Lazy_lay]

Ginger is a bit ditzy. She takes a job at the Mattress Warehouse. She notices that when she bounces on a bed, all the guys & a lot of the women stare at her chest. If she lies back on the surface, eyes travel up and down her perfect body.

Her boss finally tells her that of she doesn't start making sales, she won't have a job. So Ginger wonders what she can do...

Ginger gets an idea. The beds have to be tuned, like her tuned motorcycle exhausts. Tuned to a man's thrusts and his rhythm. The bed, you see, takes a couple that's fucking and fucks them back.

Ginger thinks about it, how she'd make the pitch.

"Sir, this line is special. You see, it's not just for sleeping, rather, it's designed for, ah...you know???"

...and she could suck them in, but then'd come the clincher...the fact that the bed needed to be tuned to the man's particular rhythm before delivery...

 

[Carnevil9]

You've all heard of "Sleep Number" beds, right? Well this is a new invention: the "Fuck Number" bed!

Riffing on Lazy Lay's idea, but the "fuck number" is for the couple and their particular rhythm. The salesman (or the technician at their home) has them disrobe and fuck on the bed while he fiddles with controls underneath, until it is tuned juuuuuuust right.