Mathpro's Hang out Bar

[mathpro18]

Hello and welcome everyone to my newly opened bar. This is a place to kick back and relax and meet new people. I am fairly new around here(joined in June) but have met some great people here and would like to get to know even more of you. Right now the only staff are me and possibly my love slave, if I can talk her into it.

We have a rather extensive menu of drinks and some food but our chef right now is a Minotaur *points to Thor who snorts and waves a bloody cleaver* so just a reminder to never ask what's in the food because it just might be someone you know. *Says quietly to not encure the wrath of Thor* we are looking for a new chef so if any one is interested...and knows a way to get him *points to Thor* out of the kitchen let me know.

We also are in need of a new bouncer...the current one...well he's a brother of Thor and provides much of the meat for the food...lets put it that way. He's also a bit...uneasy after some events in his love life and likes to drink alot *kicks the sleeping Minotaur on the floor* don't worry he'll be down and out for the next couple of hours.

So feel free to come on in and explore this lovely environment and if you want to work for me please state your desired job and we will work something out. I am in need of exotic dancers right now *points to the stripper poles and cages on one of the stages in the room*. Currently the only dancer we have is...the bouncer when he gets sauced enough but no one wants to see that.

 

[yeishia]

I poke my head around the door and smile.

"Hmmm I am wondering do you serve coffee I am really in need of a strong one about now.....I am yeishia by the way."

I step a little farther into the room looking around curiously.

 

[yeishia]

Seeing that no one is about I leave looking for my coffee elsewhere!

 

[mathpro18]

"Sorry about that I stepped out for a moment." I get behind the bar and make you a strong cup of coffee. "There you go miss, here have a seat."

 

[yeishia]

He catches me just as I am leaving.

"Thank you I would love that," smiling I sit down to wait the promised coffee.

 

[mathpro18]

"It will just be a minute" I say with a smile. "So what brings you in today, just coffee? We also have food you know."

 

[MichelleP]

*walks in and sits at the bar*

Yo yo, Mathy. How are you doing?

 

[mathpro18]

Well its time for class be back in a few hours. Hopefully more visitors will stop by.

 

[yeishia]

"Sorry rw stuff pulled me out

Nice to meet you though next time I will order breakfast and perhaps show you how well I dance"

 

[mathpro18]

Back sooner then I expected .

Hey Michelle how are you doing *kisses you on the cheek*

And sure I would love to see a dancing demo, what kind of dance we talking about?

 

[MichelleP]

I'm good, do you have anything to drink around here.

 

[mathpro18]

Yeah what do you want, I have pretty much what ever you want.

 

[mathpro18]

Anyone around today?

 

[yeishia]

The Vasal Academy open Party invitation!

"The entry to the club is located near the beach recessed into the side of the craggy buff……

A casual observer would miss the club, mistaking it for the entrance to a cave.

Once inside a member would see the Golden Cherub Covered Mural set in the side of one wall and would know just were to insert his Golden Key to gain access to an elevator, which would travel horizontally from the beach under the China Pearl light to the Catacombs of the Inn, using an old smugglers tunnel.

Elite and the more privileged members have the option to use their golden key to port them directly into the club curtsy of a magical inscription provided by chgris."​

To pass these gates, a golden key.
For Paradise direct, the words are three.
The phrase,

" Oh Seeker, submit to me."

​

"For those of you who have decided to come to our opening , please look in your pocket and to your surprise and I hope delight ...you will find a golden key!"​

For Naked individuals:

Well you will be pleased to know that you will receive your key naked or not

Females: Look down at your sleek form *yummy*

Like magic you will find a slender golden chain appear from which is suspended your golden key

You will be able to wear it around your neck too if you wish

Now if you were a naked male

Around your first erection of the day you would find a golden cock ring from which would be suspended your golden key

You could then use the ring to attach it to your key ring..

Of course, keys, chains and rings are all solid gold
​

Link to Thread is:http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=671759

 

[Wolfias]

Stepping into the Bar with the intention of seeing if a handy mans needed. Taking a seat at the bar with the usually friendly demeanor. Hows it going folks..all good I hope?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

How do you keep finding these three and four year old threads?

And.. why?

 

[Wolfias]

Being bored, tired, can't sleep, and didn't notice the age of the thread?