Mathgirl Turns 21

I could have a grand-daughter her age, yikes! But I don't. If I did I'd love it to be Maths. She's a highlight in my life. Gosh, it was just yesterday she seemed nearly 4' tall.

Happy days always, Sweetcheeks!

love, hugs and kisses from

your Auntie Perdita :kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
Ohmagawd, I'm old enough to have a little sister her age!:p

Congratulations and happy birthday, MG!:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
 
Well, happy birthday, Mathgirlie! :kiss:

And wow. You're old enough to be my... um... miraculously surviving three months premature twin sister? :D
 
Happy birthday to maths
Happy birthday to maths
Happy birthday to morrow
Happy birthday to maths

:kiss: :rose:

Gauche
 
Happy B-day Mg. Your humor has been far more appreciated than you know on occasion.

-Colly
 
Happy Birthday MathGirl.

You may be younger than my youngest daughter but you sure have a lot of brains and knowledge packed in a great frame.

How much will you know when you reach my age?

Best wishes. Don't get too drunk.

Og
 
My first response was I'll make you a cake, then I remembered they cause you anacathartic reactions.

This blandeloquence for your apanage arises solely due to your archeolatory desires.

Please accept my baisemain in honour of your brobdingnagian event.

Will's :rose:
 
Happy Bday MathGirl :rose:

The operative word is "L E G A L L Y". For the life of me I can't think of anyone who really waits for 21 to drink a beer or have a few margaritas during spring break.

P.S. I think I was floating around while my mom was gestating in April of '82. Lessee.. 40 weeks.. Uh HuH.. I was already howling for 6 weeks by the time Math Girl was born.

p. s. s. Lauren? You're just a Baby! :p
 
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Age defies us here..........

Happiest of Birthdays MG!!!!

I love your participation in AH, your wit, wisdom, and ability to get us involved with your threads!!!

You would fit perfectly in the middle of my family! Be proud to have you as part of my litter!!! :D

Listen closely, happy birthday to you...........

You make this a better place!!!

Gauche, great!!!! Wish I had thought of it!!!
 
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champagne1982 said:
Lauren? You're just a Baby! :p
Yeah, but on the other hand, I've been able to drink as much as I want legally for almost three years. :D
 
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday little'un:D Yes another who could be your grandad:( Don't drink too much of that legal booze, it aint half the fun now it is legal:devil:

Did you get the blow up sheep I sent by the way:D

:nana: :nana:
 
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Lauren Hynde said:
Yeah, but on the other hand, I've been able to drink as much as I want legally for almost three years. :D
Me too! See? Canadians aren't really friendly at all. We're pickled so that we don't freeze.
 
Birthday Joke for MG

"Wot's a matter Bruce?"

"There's some things ye just can't explain to Sheila's."

"'Ave a beer Bruce and give us the low down."

"I was milking the sheep and the stupid animal kicks the bucket over. So I tied it's left leg to a post with a bit of string. Carried on milking and the bugger kicked out with her right leg, milk all over the floor.

So I ties her right leg to another post, didn't have another piece of string so I used the belt from me trousers.

Stands up to get the bucket and me trousers drop down round me ankles. Just at that moment the wife comes out.

There's some things ya just can't explain to Sheila's."
 
As of tomorrow, I'll be able to legally show up drunk.

MG,

Listen up, old woman. Legal hangovers hurt just as much as the illegal ones. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :rose:

Keep up the good work.

Rumple Foreskin
 
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