Match Your Snatch

Cute.... Too bad you can't penitrate it. You could have a "Bone your match" kit.
 
Reach out and snatch someone. Mother-in-laws everywhere deserve one for Christmas. :) I'll order 3 in blue please!
 
That's what I was thinking too Starfish.

But it's pretty funny and also slightly frightening!
 
Our specially designed casting cup can handle everything from Wynona's Big Brown Beaver to Carrie's Cute Clam to Polly's Petite Petunia, and all sizes in between!
 
ummm..Never, remember when I said you didn't have to get me a christmas gift?


I take that back. I like the pink one. :D
 
Sure, you say that now but if Christmas rolled around and you recieved my 'snatch' in the mail you'd probably throw it out or use it as a paperweight or something.
 
I would Never!!!


I would hold it and squeeze it and love it and call it George.





ummm..... thats I would Never as in "I would not". Not as in "Never,you know I would "


or something like that.
 
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*sees HUGE money making opp here*


Hey! Angel, I just figured out how to raise money to get Myst to Florida after your big move. I mean afterall, how else are those shirts ever gonna look right???;) :p :D
 
Purchase our soap kit and give your partner a very special personalized bar of soap

gives a whole new meaning to when people say "mmmmmm rubbing my face back and forth on your pussy..."
 
Hehehe Myst You went in old threads I see! I still want my bf to clone his bone!!!
 
Passionee

I did indeed! Actually, Cheyenne provided the link, so thank her! She's like the librarian of Lit, she knows where EVERYTHING is. ;)
 
God, did ya'll (that would be YOU ALL for you northerners) read the story section?? Its freaking hilarious!!!!!!!
 
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Myst said:
I did indeed! Actually, Cheyenne provided the link, so thank her! She's like the librarian of Lit, she knows where EVERYTHING is. ;)

Yup sounds like Cheyenne! I'm thinking of writing a letter to Magic, and tell them to make Cheyenne a spoke person for them :p
 
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