Match up Literoticans and Olympic Sports...

[Whispersecret]

If we Literoticans were athletes, what would we compete in?

The first match-up that came to my mind was Felix in the marathon or the decathalon. Lasher and the Lasherettes could go up against Laurel and her Nazi Ass-Kissers in synchronized swimming. Skibum, of course, would ski. We'd have a host of sprinters--namely those who have made it to guruhood in less than a month.

Any other ideas?

 

[April]

I rather fancy myself in archery or some equestrian event. Sadly, I don't know how to do either. More realistically, maybe curling. A truly pointless and boring sport. Sounds just like me.

And Expertise? Definitely the 400 meter around-the-couch freestyle!!

 

[Silverlily]

Let's see...

Da Chef can be the soccer captain
Nicole in the long jump
Thumper in the hurdles (it's a hopping thing)
Deborah in jousting (Flagg as the joustee)
LL, Siren, and Jade in fencing
Blue in the 400 meter back stroke
Slut Boy in the triathalon
Wizard in the 100 meter freestyle (everyone else would get out of the pool )
and finally, Isabella gets to sing the anthems (she's the only one who knows the words)

 

[Whispersecret]

Don't put yourself down like that, Calendar girl! I'm certain you're neither boring nor pointless.

 

[Hecate]

I would rather be ....

.. behind the scenes .. as the trainer *weg*

I do have a feeling I could convince the one or other "literotca - athlete" to some really dedicated and good performance.


*making it very obvious that there is a whip behind my back*

.. and if I can't be the trainer - can I be the one to give out the medals and kiss all the winners????

 

[Laurel]

I'd excel at...

...the 400-meter nap
...freestyle cat-petting
...drive-thru Mexican food relay

 

[Siren]

Well why the Hell Not Laurel....

 

[Myrrdin]

I imagine Hecate as cox of the Olympic rowing team.
Sat in front of a line of perspiring men. Directing their course. Watching them bend to her commands.
Yelling " harder, faster, further, more, more!!!!!!"

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Is the "Beaver Tail Drive-Thru Relay" Also a Competition, eh?

well ... i cannot believe that no one picked Rosebud for the sledding competition ... lol ..

and Nance .. yea, like Whisper said, quit doing that, girl!
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Oh Canada, our home and da da da
We stand on da, We da da da da ...
Oh Canada, da da da da da da
~ha ha Kitten Eyes~

 

[CreamyLady]

I used to be good at archery (whang in the gold, more often than not), and I could definitely be a part of the Mexican drive thru relay.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Could I toss the caber, please oh please I promise to be good.

 

[Guest]

 

[Thor's Hammer]

Obviously, Thor is a natural for the hammer throw!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Can I join in the Mexican drive thru relay? I got a 4 wheel drive, curbs mean nothing to me. For that matter, neither do Geo Metros... (just kidding!!!!)

 

[Silverlily]

Re: I'd excel at...

...freestyle cat-petting

purrr, purrrr, PURRRR

Sorry, Lioness, I was refering to Lovely Latina. You're LL2, remember? (don't feel bad, I think the 2 could stand for 2 much 2 handle ) You should represent us in the 100 meter pub crawl.

Um, oh dear, Issy, how do I put this? You sing the anthem of the country that won the gold. It goes "Oh say, can you see..." (ducking tomatoes). I don't know the Australian anthem, but that one gets sung fairly often too.

 

[RonG]

Let's see...

and finally, Isabella gets to sing the anthems (she's the only one who knows the words)

I bet she doesn't know Equatorial Guinea's Anthem

"Our flag is red, green, white, and blue
We can't swim as well as you
We are located on The Atlantic
put our butts in a pool and we are frantic
Next time around we will rule
If we can only build a fuggin' pool
But trying hard is all that matters
It gets you fed on silver platters
We are Equatorial Guinea
We can't outswim Mickey, next time we'll take on Minnie"

 

[teresafannin]

Hi all, I want to be on the archery team with CreamyLady. I used to be a fairly good shot. I even used to teach at summer camp. Love archery, you don't have to be really strong to be good at it. I would also like to be in the Mexican drive through relay, I have a truck, though not a really big one, but people do get out of my way.

 

[Always]

i'd have to get in on the Pancrotean!

wait, no, wrong Olympics. oops!

i would hope to either compete in the javelin throw. maybe badminton. is there badminton in the olympics?

 

[Wizard]

Wizard in the 100 meter freestyle (everyone else would get out of the pool )


Going for the Gold.........I am pretty goodin the pool..lol

 

[Isabella Thorne]

All Rise for the National Anthem

Isabella gets to sing the anthems (she's the only one who knows the words)

I bet she doesn't know Equatorial Guinea's Anthem

"Our flag is red, green, white, and blue
We can't swim as well as you
We are located on The Atlantic
put our butts in a pool and we are frantic
Next time around we will rule
If we can only build a fuggin' pool
But trying hard is all that matters
It gets you fed on silver platters
We are Equatorial Guinea
We can't outswim Mickey, next time we'll take on Minnie"

lmao Chester ... let's see how does that go again:

Our da is red, da, da, and blue
We can't swim da da da da ....
put our butts there ... da da da da ..
da da da fuck in the pool ...
... ummm and something bout a mini skirt ...
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you say tom-ae-toes ... i say tom-aa-toes ... duck baby duck!
~ha ha Kitten Eyes~

 

[Womanlover]

I could be the whole relay team in ANY of the disciplines...

 

[*Eve*]

well, if there was a event for shopping, I would bring the gold home to the US for that event!!!!

 

[wolfie69]

Re: All Rise for the National Anthem

Is there an event for dump truck driving? I volunteer

 

[wolfie69]

Shila........... there is badmitton in the Olympics