Match making horror stories?

R_Hughes1905

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Okay, I'm bored so I thought I'd post this to see what kind of reaction it'd get.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's ever had some 'friend' attempt to set him up with some family member or something. Since moving to Arkansas, My Neighbor has strongly attempted to set me up with one girl.. Who well, I always ducked these things lol. Though, I did want to go out just as a friend.. But in the first attempt, This girl? oi... 19, Very Immature and well misguided, my neighbor tricked me into meeting her over at their house. I just kinda sat in the corner saying something here and there until my neighbor kicked us out for some 'alone time' dear god... I really just wanted to get home but I'm a gentlemen so I waited for her and escorted her back to her car and we chatted some.

We both agreed it'd be nice to catch a movie, she mentioned she'd bug me the next time she was around. So "Drive safely, have a good night" and all that jazz. Never heard from her. Anyway, Later I learned that she shacked up with this 16 year old boy. She was staying with this family and was apparently having late night bouts of teenage passion.. On top of that?? She got really sick, then got my neighbors sick who got me sick.. *shudders* anyway, she thought it was true love and was apparently having unprotected sex and didn't see the problem in getting pregnant because her young love would support her.. yeah right.

Thats something that scares me about Arkansas, people talk about that stuff so openly. o_O It's one thing to discuss it online but lol. Anyway, I later met her new boyfriend, a 21 year old brother to the 15 year old.. I sometimes wonder if she was diddling both of them. He was a huge idiot.. Molesting this girlfriend of hers 'accidentally' and some other things I wont mention. But oh yes, my neighbor wanted to fix me up with her too. *sigh* though she was a bit more pretty and mature I give her that much.


Anyway, a few weeks ago.. My neighbor started rambling on again. "You know, I'd really like to fix you up with my cousin, she's a nice girl.. but she's already seeing someone.. She really needs some guidance." I just blinked, Do I look like a therapist? lol Its sometimes hell being the nice, upstanding guy.. But the next one she mentioned was more scary. "my other cousin though,
she's 15 but looks 20!" I was shocked... I'm not a rapist either. o_O That just.. thats so wrong, but I am in the Ozarks so.. It never seems to end.. Why can't someone attempt to fix me up with a nice, normal girl of my own age?? lol.

Not that I date anyway. So, Anyone have any strange stories of being set up or someone attempting to play match maker that was just.. scary?
 
R_Hughes1905 said:
Okay, I'm bored so I thought I'd post this to see what kind of reaction it'd get.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's ever had some 'friend' attempt to set him up with some family member or something. Since moving to Arkansas, My Neighbor has strongly attempted to set me up with one girl.. Who well, I always ducked these things lol. Though, I did want to go out just as a friend.. But in the first attempt, This girl? oi... 19, Very Immature and well misguided, my neighbor tricked me into meeting her over at their house. I just kinda sat in the corner saying something here and there until my neighbor kicked us out for some 'alone time' dear god... I really just wanted to get home but I'm a gentlemen so I waited for her and escorted her back to her car and we chatted some.

We both agreed it'd be nice to catch a movie, she mentioned she'd bug me the next time she was around. So "Drive safely, have a good night" and all that jazz. Never heard from her. Anyway, Later I learned that she shacked up with this 16 year old boy. She was staying with this family and was apparently having late night bouts of teenage passion.. On top of that?? She got really sick, then got my neighbors sick who got me sick.. *shudders* anyway, she thought it was true love and was apparently having unprotected sex and didn't see the problem in getting pregnant because her young love would support her.. yeah right.

Thats something that scares me about Arkansas, people talk about that stuff so openly. o_O It's one thing to discuss it online but lol. Anyway, I later met her new boyfriend, a 21 year old brother to the 15 year old.. I sometimes wonder if she was diddling both of them. He was a huge idiot.. Molesting this girlfriend of hers 'accidentally' and some other things I wont mention. But oh yes, my neighbor wanted to fix me up with her too. *sigh* though she was a bit more pretty and mature I give her that much.


Anyway, a few weeks ago.. My neighbor started rambling on again. "You know, I'd really like to fix you up with my cousin, she's a nice girl.. but she's already seeing someone.. She really needs some guidance." I just blinked, Do I look like a therapist? lol Its sometimes hell being the nice, upstanding guy.. But the next one she mentioned was more scary. "my other cousin though,
she's 15 but looks 20!" I was shocked... I'm not a rapist either. o_O That just.. thats so wrong, but I am in the Ozarks so.. It never seems to end.. Why can't someone attempt to fix me up with a nice, normal girl of my own age?? lol.

Not that I date anyway. So, Anyone have any strange stories of being set up or someone attempting to play match maker that was just.. scary?


Can't say I can beat that yet heh
 
Move to Arkansas.. lol. *shudders* The only way it could've been worse is if I'd agreed to go out on those dates.. *shiver*
 
My friend that is "happily married" thinks that her single girlfriends need to experience wedded bliss. I am one of those single girlfriends.

She tried to set me up with a friend of her husbands, whom I already know and he is a NOOOOO WAAAAY......No job, Lives with his friends (and off of them), and has a 4 year old.....oh yeah, just what I want, someone to babysit! *NOT!!!*

What the hell is she thinking? :confused:
 
aww, poor thing. :( That'll probably be the next thing to come for me, A girl like that lol. *shakes his head* Sometimes i wonder if my neighbor hates me...
 
R_Hughes1905 said:
aww, poor thing. :( That'll probably be the next thing to come for me, A girl like that lol. *shakes his head* Sometimes i wonder if my neighbor hates me...

LOL n secretly plots your arrest via dating a 15yr old lass?
 
*shudders* Possibly. lol All that nice sweet stuff must be an act! She's out to get me. *nodnod* :eek: Or they're attempting to black mail some fresh DNA into the family... *shudder*
 
R_Hughes1905 said:
*shudders* Possibly. lol All that nice sweet stuff must be an act! She's out to get me. *nodnod* :eek: Or they're attempting to black mail some fresh DNA into the family... *shudder*

Not only do they need some fresh DNA, they need some bleach in that gene pool......it sounds like!
 
R_Hughes1905 said:
Well it IS Arkansas.. lol It'd need a lot of bleech....


*laughs* You are right in that respect.....Does Cosco sell it by the Vat?
 
One can only hope and pray.. lol. I need to return to Civilization.. Seriously.. All this backwoods stuff is driving me batty!
 
R_Hughes1905 said:
One can only hope and pray.. lol. I need to return to Civilization.. Seriously.. All this backwoods stuff is driving me batty!

That isn't where "Deliverance" was set, was it???? :eek:
 
R_Hughes1905 said:
:eek: Or they're attempting to black mail some fresh DNA into the family... *shudder*

LOL

I thought they only did that in Tasmania... your neighbour is your long lost cousin who dates your brother's girlfriend (who happens to be your cousin on your mother's side) and tries to set you up with one of her friends who has a striking resemblance to your mother. ... hmmm :catroar:
 
pleasteasme,

lmao, Its funny you mention that.. We were driving up some of the back roads near here and there is this one place that both made us think of that lol. *shudders*

And doormouse, yes.. there is a lot of inbreeding up here.. People usually blow that stuff off as jokes and what not but its true. lol
 
R_Hughes1905 said:
pleasteasme,

lmao, Its funny you mention that.. We were driving up some of the back roads near here and there is this one place that both made us think of that lol. *shudders*

And doormouse, yes.. there is a lot of inbreeding up here.. People usually blow that stuff off as jokes and what not but its true. lol

You need to move ~ yesterday!!!!
 
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