scheherazade_79
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I've been in communication with the returning lovebirds, and they wanted me to say hi to everyone for them.
They're still horribly jetlagged. Between them, they managed to disable three Al Quaeda operatives on the flight back. Mat knocked one out with her handbag, Mindy speared the second with her knitting needles, then they double-teamed the third, and threw him from the aeroplane door about 30,000 feet above Merthyr Tydfil.
They're not likely to be online until Saturday, at the earliest. The reason behind this is that both Mat and Mindy ran into a bit of trouble last night. They were caught in a darkened area of the island by plain-clothed police officers, disguised as nuns. Right up until the last minute, both Mat and Mindy were certain that the nuns wanted to join in, but as soon as they snapped the cuffs on, it was clear that they wanted bondage without the sex.
Mat's currently facing charges of committing an act of indecency in a public place, while Mindy's just been done for being American.
They're in a tough women's prison at the moment, and having a ball. It's kind of like the honeymoon before the wedding. They've both learned lots of new bedroom tricks in the bedroom since being there, and Mindy's even considering getting a buzz cut for the wedding.
Remind me to make myself scarce when they read this next weekend
They're still horribly jetlagged. Between them, they managed to disable three Al Quaeda operatives on the flight back. Mat knocked one out with her handbag, Mindy speared the second with her knitting needles, then they double-teamed the third, and threw him from the aeroplane door about 30,000 feet above Merthyr Tydfil.
They're not likely to be online until Saturday, at the earliest. The reason behind this is that both Mat and Mindy ran into a bit of trouble last night. They were caught in a darkened area of the island by plain-clothed police officers, disguised as nuns. Right up until the last minute, both Mat and Mindy were certain that the nuns wanted to join in, but as soon as they snapped the cuffs on, it was clear that they wanted bondage without the sex.
Mat's currently facing charges of committing an act of indecency in a public place, while Mindy's just been done for being American.
They're in a tough women's prison at the moment, and having a ball. It's kind of like the honeymoon before the wedding. They've both learned lots of new bedroom tricks in the bedroom since being there, and Mindy's even considering getting a buzz cut for the wedding.
Remind me to make myself scarce when they read this next weekend
