Masturcharge it

[Aphro]

Never worry about a dead cell phone again.

Pornhub is beta testing the "Wankband", a masturbatory fitbit for charging mobile devices. Just wank and go! Now, if your significant other asks you WTF you are doing, just tell them that you are charging your phone.

Wankband

 

[lovetoread]

I need one of these.

 

[Saint Peter]

This place would put the Grand Coulee Dam out of business.

 

[Aphro]

This place would put the Grand Coulee Dam out of business.

I thought pretty much the same thing when I read about it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Bye bye electricity bill.

Fuck solar panels. Pmann goes off the grid today.

 

[Killswitch]

Great for the younger crowd but as you get older you'll have to many "power outages"

 

[XsNrg]

Soon they will end up with nuclear power then wtf........

 

[spacekowboy]

Just what I need.... to keep track of the action I'm not getting.